Naughty and funny connotation jokes

Selected naughty and funny connotation paragraphs

My husband came home and laughed when he saw the quilt folded on the bed. I haven't seen you make steamed buns with flowers, but the quilt is quite like it! ? The following is a selection of naughty and funny jokes I prepared. Let's laugh together!

Select naughty and funny jokes (1) 1. If mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood, what a lovely niche it would be ~

The most ambiguous thing between men and women is to borrow something, and if you borrow one, you will have two chances to meet.

3, eating goods is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

4, thousands of miles to send goose feathers, gasoline costs are too high.

5. Those who forward their horoscope features all day are growling in their hearts? Those who despise me are bastards! ?

6. if you want to break into the enemy's rear, you must first lurk in its QQ group?

7. There was a way to do things, but there were more people leaving, so it was blocked.

8. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.

9, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

10, I hate less when I use books and more when I lose weight.

1 1. No matter how difficult it is, it is better to lead resolutely.

Selected naughty and funny jokes (2) 1, it's my wife's birthday, but the gift I bought her made her sad? I bought a hula hoop, which suits her very well.

2. I sang a sentence to my wife: I will wait for you to come back here and see the peach blossoms when you come back.

My wife looked at me and said, I don't have peach blossoms. Now I only have chrysanthemums. . .

My husband began to lose his hair. He said to his wife. Wife, you see, in order to support you, I worked day and night and began to lose my hair at a young age! ?

The wife roared:? The reason why you lose your hair is because you are shameless and always look at beautiful women in the street, which has nothing to do with me! ?

Husband:? What does this have to do with shameless! ?

Wife:? Of course, as the old saying goes, if the skin doesn't exist, how can the hair be attached! ?

4. My wife watches TV series on the computer and I play mobile phone.

My wife suddenly asked me: What should I do if I forget you?

I'm just saying, okay? Isn't that good? The air turned cold instantly, and I looked up at her seriously. Can I chase you again? .

The weather will clear up soon. I'm so witty!

Selected naughty and funny connotations (3) 1. I was shocked to see the news that Faye Wong and Wang Feng divorced suddenly: When did they get married? !

After the local tyrant lost weight successfully, everyone called him.

3. Stay away from people who put salt on your wound. Next, he will scatter cumin.

People who love to take advantage will pick it up and get up no matter where they fall.

5. There is no loneliness, but no one loves you! There is no loneliness, only nothing! There is no despair, only poverty!

6. I feel that surfing the Internet has completely swallowed up my moral integrity. Did someone say it at the meeting just now? Moral decay? The words "Dao" and "De" come to my mind!

7. My mother taught me to cook since I was a child.

I asked why, and she said she was afraid that I would have no food after quarreling with my daughter-in-law.

I just know now that my mother thinks too much because I can't find a wife at all.

8. I am not beautiful or gentle, and I am always angry. When I'm in a bad mood, I don't like talking to people, I'm crazy, I'm too lazy to die, I don't like studying, I think about things all day, I daydream all day, I refuse to take action, I'm hot for three minutes, sometimes I stir fry for no reason, I'm easy to get angry, I'm easy to cry and laugh, and more importantly, I always like to say: I'm hungry. ........

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