A humorous classic joke

1. Seriously, can some people give themselves a little confidence?

Don't sit in the right position when others mention being fat, because you may not be able to sit down at all.

2. The world is fair. What you gain, you lose.

For example, rich people get money, but they lose their troubles.

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In the car, a young man complained all the way: "I did the work, but the team leader was praised, and the final result was the manager's, which was unfair!"

The old man next to him smiled: "Young man, look at your watch and take a closer look. Do you look at the hour hand first, then the minute hand, even the second hand that can run best? " You see, life is like this. "

While the young man was still staring at his watch and thinking about his life, the clever old man took the opportunity to steal his wallet.

4. Don't feel that you have entered the bottom of your life at a young age, and there is still a lot of room for decline.

If you really do your best and have a clear conscience, no one will blame you no matter what the result is.

Why? If you can't do it well even with your best efforts, you must be a fool, and no one will compete with fools.

6. If you want to change a job with average qualifications, the leader will give you a blueprint and ideal;

If you have outstanding qualifications and want to change jobs, the leader will give you money.

7. When I grow up, I understand that some things can't be done.

Yes, it's not impossible, but it costs more money.

8. Some of your little girls don't study hard. Do you think you can eat by your face after graduation?

Eating by your face, you look beautiful, just so-so, useless.