Soviet cold joke

People ask: Why do people come into this world crying?

Lao Hei: Man is the spirit of all things. Why are you crying? Because they know that the world is bitter!

People ask: Then why did you leave with tears in your eyes?

Lao Hei: Regular, laugh when you cry, and cry when you laugh, just like night and day! The stars follow the moon!

People ask: Then why are there so many stars in the sky and only one moon?

Lao Hei: The stars are friends, and the moon is like a girlfriend!

People ask: then why is it so painful to love someone?

Lao Hei: It's like asking others why they have to wear underwear! Wear it in the morning and take it off at night; Tops, bottoms, underwear. Are you bored or bitter? It turned out that one person could make do with it, but now that two people are gone, the bill for eating has to be doubled; Wear lovers' clothes when going out to see if the patterns and colors match. How painful! ……