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Can Shi Guanyin in Chu Liuxiang really beat Jellyfish Yin Ji?

The beauty of Shi Guanyin, the first beauty in the world, is unimaginable, occupying everyone's imagination. Chu Xiangshuai said: "The beauty of Shi Guanyin is beyond description by anyone in the world."

Starry Eyes is not as bright as her eyes, Spring Mountain is not as graceful as her beautiful girl, and Valley Oriole is not as beautiful as her voice. It is not enough to call her "fairy", but she is definitely a combination of fairy and devil.

Xiang Shuai added: "For women,' old' is the most terrible enemy, but Shi Guanyin conquered this terrible enemy."

Xiang Shuai picked up her dancing body and threw it out at a distance. She was angry for only a moment, and instantly recovered her beautiful charm. Ying Ying stood up and hugged Xiang Shuai.

"Beauty's body is indeed a man's paradise ... but this paradise is too close to hell." Xiang Shuai gave her a hard twist and pushed her down on the bed.

Xiang Shuai picked up the golden cup from his head again, held it high and slowly fell down. The amber wine in the cup flowed out like a line and fell on her.

"When you meet a special man, you want to conquer the land and possess him and ask him to dedicate his soul to you. But when this man really gives everything to you, you will feel that this man is too humble and only deserves to sweep the floor for you at most. If I don't refuse you, I will sweep away endless sandstorms like them until I die. " Kan Kan talked with Xiang Shuai with thorough analysis and firm will.

Shi Guanyin said, "Besides you, there is another person who rejected me many years ago. I tied him in the hot sun, sunburned his face, blinded his eyes, and then let him grind like a mule, never allowing him to have a moment's rest ... Do you want to be like him? "

Xiang Shuai said flatly, "I only know that he didn't die and finally escaped." Although he is in pain now, he is much better than those who sweep the floor. I also know that you haven't completely given up on me yet and won't torture me like you did him. "

Shi Guanyin suddenly picked up a pillow and threw it at him, shouting, "Get out! Get out before I kill you. "

Xiang Shuai smiled and bowed: "Yes!"

Chu Xiangshuai walked out of Shi Guanyin's lair with Ji, Zhongyuan Xiaohong and Qu Rongrong.

The first person who refused Shi Guanyin, was made blind, dumb and deaf by Shi Guanyin, and was forced to linger like a donkey for many years, was the first of the "Huashan Seven Swords" in those years, and the name of chivalry spread all over Bazhou, and Huangfugao, a "benevolent swordsman" admired by people in Wulin all over the world.

Twenty years ago, there was a clam battle between Huashan Sword School and Huangshan Family, and only one girl, Li, escaped from Huangshan Family. She survived, but she couldn't stand in the Central Plains and went east to Fusang.

Miss Li met Tianfeng Shiro who was infatuated with her in Fusang, and gave birth to Wuhua and Nangong Ling. After learning a mysterious martial art, she abandoned her husband and children, returned to Middle-earth, destroyed the seven swords of Huashan and avenged the blood of Huangshan family. The foundation of Huashan School has been destroyed for hundreds of years.

Then, Miss Li mysteriously disappeared again. A demon incarnate Shi Guanyin suddenly appeared in Wulin, mysterious and invincible in martial arts. No one has ever associated Miss Li with the incarnation of the devil.

The secret would never have been discovered, but Huangfugao did not die, but escaped and was once a disciple of Huashan School, Liu Faxian, the "Dragon Swordsman". Liu and Huangfugao were rescued when they were chased by Shi Guanyin. After several people met Xiang Shuai, Xiang Shuai guessed the truth.

When Xiang Shuai chased Wu Hua, Shi Guanyin went to Black Pearl's green beard camp. He Ji teamed up with Shi Guanyin. Green beard and princess pipa can't even tell the numbers of three people. Finally, Heji lost to Shi Guanyin's trick "Men are shameful".

Shi Guanyin didn't want to kill them in mutual appreciation, but only poisoned Princess Pipa's father and daughter and Green Beard. However, the chivalrous spirit made Heji unwilling to be an only child and resolutely drank the poisoned wine.

Heji's biggest regret is that Chu Liuxiang is not here. If Chu Liuxiang were here, the three of them would surely defeat Shi Guanyin together.

Shi Guanyin returned to the nest, and Chu Liuxiang was already waiting for her. She discovered her secret by accident. She is so narcissistic that she loves herself in the mirror.

Shi Guanyin told Xiang Shuai that Heji was dead and advised him not to think about revenge, because she could kill Xiang Shuai within a hundred strokes.

"As long as you don't push me, I never want to kill you. Now I don't have anyone close to me. As long as you are willing, I will not only help you climb the throne of Qiuci, but also let you ... If you promise, it will be a lifetime of happiness. If you don't promise, you will die. Isn't this an easy choice? Are you still hesitating? " Shi Guanyin asked.

"I really want to promise you, but it's a pity that you are too old. Even if you are coquettish, I think your son is about my age, which makes me lose my appetite. " Xiang Shuai said.

"Do you want me to kill you?" Shi Guanyin is angry.

"Yes, I would rather die than sleep with you, an old woman. You are better dressed, and not wearing clothes makes me even more disgusting. " Xiang Shuai said.

Shi Guanyin knew that Chu Liuxiang had deliberately angered her, but she couldn't help it. He struck seven strikes like lightning, as if he suddenly had five more hands, and seven strikes seemed to hit at the same time.

In a flash, Chu Liuxiang's throat, eyes, chest, abdomen, and all the key points on his body have been shrouded in the palm wind of Shi Guanyin.

Chu Liuxiang shouted, "Stop it!"

Shi Guanyin paused for a moment and asked, "Have you changed your mind?"

Chu Liuxiang said with a smile: "Even if you want to start work, you should put on your clothes, right? You know, you look like a cooked shrimp now. "

Even if Shi Guanyin wanted to get dressed, it was too late. Chu Liuxiang haven't say that finish, had to.

After more than 200 strokes, Shi Guanyin was ready to kill Xiang Shuai at any time. Xiang Shuai suddenly patted the mirror, and the stone Guanyin in the mirror was broken. In reality, Shi Guanyin Zheng, Xiang Shuai lit her five acupuncture points like lightning. At the moment when the acupoint was not completely sealed, Shi Guanyin bit the thick poison hidden between his teeth and suddenly turned into a pink skull.

Shi Guanyin is too proud to die before being defeated. If he is defeated, he will die.

Xiang Shuai and Shi Guanyin fought more than 200 moves, and none of them could threaten Shi Guanyin. Shi Guanyin's martial arts is so high, why is there a thick poison hidden in his teeth?

Because "handsome killer" Shi Guanyin is afraid of "beautiful killer" jellyfish Yin Ji! If the jellyfish forces her, she will bite herself!

Shi Guanyin was going to Qiuci to be king. His disciples in his lair were all useless, so he killed Liu, his confidant disciple. Liu deliberately gave this favor to Xiang Shuai, because she thought that Xiang Shuai might not be defeated, saved Ji, Princess Pipa and others, and gave Xiang Shuai greater favor. When she saw that Shi Guanyin was dead, she killed Wu Hua for Xiang Shuai.

So, where has Liu been before?

The desert is a hard place, and Shi Guanyin is the first beauty. She loves the love of a mother. Shi Guanyin probably fled the desert to avoid jellyfish. Even so, she was afraid and sent her disciple Liu Qu to deal with jellyfish, while Liu used the strength of the villa to deal with jellyfish.

Liu Ye hated jellyfish very much, so he gave Xiang Shuai a big favor and did everything possible to trick Xiang Shuai into fighting against jellyfish.

Jellyfish stuns, wears clothes and turns yellow in one fell swoop. These three masters are not far from Chu Liuxiang, Ji and the trio. The trio can defeat Shi Guanyin, but the trio is likely to be killed by the jellyfish Yin Ji.

Shi Guanyin said Xiang Shuai could be destroyed within a hundred strokes, but Xiang Shuai denied it. He singled out Shi Guanyin and made more than 200 moves. Jellyfish said that seven or eight moves can kill Xiang Shuai. Xiang Shuai said frankly that he just tried his best to escape from the jellyfish. Finally, he relied on himself not to breathe in the water, but the jellyfish needed to breathe, so he "kissed" the jellyfish.

Miss Li Can concentrated on turning herself into wood and stone and dressed up as a stone statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva. This is her masterpiece, so it is called Shi Guanyin. This kind of internal work can't be compared with the surging internal work of jellyfish. As for hidden weapons, poisoning, plastic surgery and the like have no effect in front of jellyfish.

Shi Guanyin's stunt "Men can't hide" can only be a joke in front of jellyfish who hate men very much. Jellyfish is the nemesis of Shi Guanyin, and there is no suspense to completely defeat Shi Guanyin.