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In class, the beautiful female teacher explained to the children seriously:
"Breast" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is "little pig", and "suckling pigeon" is "little pigeon". Xiao Ming, please
make a sentence using the word "breast".
Xiao Ming: My family's financial situation is not very good, and we can only live in a 40-square-meter room.
Teacher: (I feel dizzy)...This one won’t work...change it to another one.
Xiao Ming: I have to jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school.
Teacher: (fainted)... No... try another one.
Xiao Ming: ...Teacher, I really can’t think of it anymore and my nipples are broken.
Teacher:......
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