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Why are flowers usually inserted in cow dung?

Flowers are inserted in cow dung, of course, because cow dung is nutritious! Ha ha! Tell a joke, but it's true.

People usually put flowers in cow dung to describe a beautiful girl with a man who is not very good-looking. In this case, I always feel that the person who said this sentence has a kind of psychology of sour grapes.

Who stipulates that beautiful girls must also be with handsome guys? Does this thing of love have to be determined by its face value? As I said at the beginning, flowers are inserted in cow dung because cow dung is nutritious, yes, the most important thing is nutrition!

If a beautiful flower is inserted in a beautiful vase without water, soil and nutrition, no matter how beautiful it looks at first, it will surely wither in a few days! Therefore, flowers need not beautiful appearance, but nutrition.

If a handsome guy thinks he is handsome, even with this beautiful woman, he won't think how good she is, because there are many other beautiful women around him. He thinks that he is simply holding the moon and doesn't take people around him seriously at all. But if a person who is not very good-looking finally catches up with this beautiful woman, and this beautiful woman is dead set on him, he will feel that this is a blessing that has been repaired for several lives! So he will cherish this love more and be more kind to this beautiful woman!

Two loves, which one would you choose? If it were me, I would definitely choose the latter, because then I would love and be happier. Flowers like that will be brighter and more beautiful!

Beautiful women are like flowers, flowers need to be preserved, and so do beautiful women! Therefore, beautiful women generally choose people who will care for her, just like flowers, they will choose cow dung!