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Premier League tragedy! Manchester City beat Chelsea 3-/kloc-0-cruelly. What did GuaShuai do?
The first half of the game was an offensive drill for Manchester City. Guardiola moved the training directly to Chelsea's home court and only suspended Chelsea for 10 minutes. After that, Chelsea's midfield was instantly bombed, Wang Jing Donne and De Braune kept changing sides, and Foden flew freely and made a crazy mess. 15 minutes later, Manchester City midfielder Gundo shot with his right foot, and the tragedy of Chelsea began. Losing the ball didn't wake Chelsea up, so I fell asleep.
In just 3 minutes, De Braune and Fukuda played fancy on the left. Two Chelsea centre-backs have escaped. Who are they defending? Defend from where? I don't know, because I blinked, and my ex ran away. Braune pie delivered it to the door, and Fukuda downplayed it. Two freehand brushwork goals in 20 minutes, and another Premier League massacre began to brew.
How easy did Manchester City play? King star Sterling Happy Football tells you. Only half an hour later, Chelsea midfielder Kantor passed the ball directly to De Braune's head, and Sterling happily stopped the ball and ran, kicking the door to the post. De Braunet frantically ran from the backcourt to the restricted area in a few seconds, making up the shot and breaking the goal. What about the Chelsea defender? Who do you love? Anyway, it's tragic. Anyway, I don't know where to find civil air defense.
Guardiola cheated Lampard. De Braun was used as the harry kane of Tottenham Hotspur. Canceiro directly mentioned the position of the lower back bombing. Sterling pretended to be in the middle, but in fact he made a surprise attack beside him. Manchester City's three dirty tricks directly dismembered Chelsea. Where's Lampard? It doesn't show that they were all kicked out. The midfield has become a sinkhole, and there is nothing to do. By the time Lampard had a plan, the game had been played for 1 hour.
There is nothing wrong with replacing Ziyeh with Odoui. He also showed excellent performance after playing, scoring a goal of 1 and saving face in the final stage. But it is really incomprehensible to replace Kantor with gilmour who has been injured for a long time. Lampard himself may not know what the problem is, and he is completely in the dark. To put it bluntly, Chelsea is not playing a game, but running and playing with Manchester City. Chelsea is a complete tragedy, and Lampard panicked, which is closely related to whether he can keep the handsome position.
It seems only a matter of time before Lampard finishes class. Public opinion and fans have had enough of Chelsea's poor performance. Spending 200 million has become a joke, and there are not many new coaches for Chelsea to choose from in the market. Pochettino was won by Paris, and only allegri was suitable. Allegri was originally the new coach of Manchester United or Arsenal. Now it seems that Chelsea is more likely, depending on how long the boss Roman Abramovich can bear it.
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