What are some humorous jokes about a happy moment?

1. I am a girl, and my father loves me very much. Once my father took me to buy sportswear, and I found a set worth more than 800 yuan. My dad said, "Just buy whatever color you like." In the end, I bought three sets. After swiping the card and going out, I heard the weak voice of a saleswoman: "This mistress is so ugly!"

2. The spider is getting married to the bee. Spider asked his mother: "Why do you want me to marry Bee?" Spider mother said: "Bee is a bit nagging, but she is a stewardess after all." Spider said: "I prefer Miss Mosquito." Spider mother said: "Don't mention it. That little nurse, the last time my mother got sick and got an injection, she gave her edema.”

3. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli: “What is the motherland?” Xiaoli said: “Teacher, The motherland is my mother." The teacher said, "That's a good answer." Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, what is the motherland?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother."

4. A man knocked unconscious an unknown old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area! The man was so frightened that he didn’t know what to do! There were more and more onlookers! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Dad, you Wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you right away!" After saying that, he ran away. The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back to me!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"

5. Late at night, my husband did not return. The daughter anxiously called her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, so there must be another woman!" The mother comforted her softly: "Silly boy, be good, don't think of the worst, maybe he was in a car accident!"

6. Several people were in the golf locker room. A cell phone rang for a long time, and a man pressed the speakerphone button. Woman: "Honey, are you in the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I saw a BMW, it's less than two million." Man: "Buy it." Woman: "And that property is on the market again Yes, sixty thousand per square." Man: "Buy." Woman: "I love you so much." The men next to me were stunned in admiration. The man hung up the phone and asked, "Whose cell phone is this?"