I beg you for the lines for Han Xue’s skit in the 2008 Spring Festival Gala. Urgently needed! !

Street Guard

Han Xue and Zhou Wei Full Stop

Solemnly: "Hello, friends. We are celebrating the Chinese New Year and the traffic police are on duty to ensure safety. Cars and people are going well. Happy New Year when we meet~!

Happy New Year to you, uncle. Thank you for the hot tea, little kid, don’t run away if you don’t want to eat it. Run, be safe! Hey, aunt, did you go shopping for the New Year? Oh, what kind of flowers did you give me?

Hey, comrade, comrade! Comrade, come here."

Drunkard: "Hee swish, hee swish,"

Zheng Yan: "It's a little off track, comrade. , Happy New Year."

Drunkard: "Happy New Year..."

Zheng Yan: "Let's drink."

Drunkard: "No, no... I I don’t know how to drink at all.”

Zheng Yan: “You really don’t drink?”

Drunkard: “Yes!”

Zheng Yan: “How much?” /p>

Alcoholic: "60 degrees. . . . Okay, buddy, I'm an expert. To drink, you have to drink high alcohol. Other alcohol levels are like cat urine. I drank this drink for seven A stray cat. The kitten is unlucky... (Falled) It's slippery here..."

Zheng Yan: "Oh, you drink so much and you still dare to drive. There is so much traffic. You didn't see anything. ?"