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A joke about taking my daughter out to play.
A boy's single father and a girl's single mother next door.
Boys take girls home to play, and the two families know each other.
Later, the boy married the girl's mother, and the girl married the boy's father. The two newly formed families soon had their own children.
Both babies are healthy. The boy's child is called Tian Tian and the girl's child is called Tian Tian (this is very important! )。
Soon, the two children began to learn to speak. First, they should learn to call their families.
I learned to call my parents every day. At this time, the boy's father came, and I learned to call grandpa every day.
Then the girl came into ............ Of course, grandpa's wife called grandma every day.
At this moment, Tian Tian came in. Because Tian Tian's father is his grandfather, Tian Tian and Tian Tian's father are the same generation.
Sweets calls her nephew every day! Call boys, that is, every day's father, big brother, and girls' mother, sister-in-law
But every day's mother (that is, the girl's mother) said, no, the girl is my daughter, and every day is my half-sister. How can I call grandma? The boy's father is my daughter's husband, that is, my son-in-law, one and a half son-in-law. He should not be called grandpa every day, but brother-in-law!
Where's sweets Sweets calls me uncle every day! Call the boy's father and grandfather and the girl's mother and grandmother every day.
Oh, now everyone understands.
The next day, Tian Tian learned to call mom and dad. At this moment, the girl's mother came, so Tian Tian learned to call her grandma.
Then the boy came into ............ Of course, sweets should be called grandma's husband and grandpa.
However, the sweet father (that is, the boy's father) is also wrong. This boy is my son and my lovely half-brother. How can I call my grandpa? The girl's mother is my son's wife, which is my daughter-in-law. Sweets should not be called grandma, but sister-in-law!
What about every day? I call Uncle Sweets every day! Call girls, that is, sweet mothers and grandmothers, and boys' fathers and grandfathers.
Oh, now everyone understands.
One day, Tian Tian and Tian Tian sat together and asked each other, Do you understand?
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