Funny jokes about moon cakes

1, the cake was deeply myopic, because I couldn't find a girlfriend all the time, and finally I made a new girlfriend steamed stuffed bun. On this day, the cake came to Bao Xiao, and Bao Xiao's roommate Moon Cake opened the door. The cake stared at the moon cake for a long time and exclaimed, wow! I haven't seen you for days, and you have a tattoo?

Dad just called and asked me what to bring home for Mid-Autumn Festival. I said, "I bought moon cakes from Wuren ..." Dad said, "You buy six people, and your brother-in-law will come!"

3. Colleagues say that he always has diarrhea from August 15 every year, and he has a lot of diarrhea. Everyone thought that he had bumped into something unclean in the supernatural. Later, another colleague personally held a meeting with him on August 15, only to find that he likes to cut the moon cakes when eating them, and then tear off the deoxidizer and desiccant attached to them and sprinkle them on them.

4. Chang 'e asked Yutu what was delicious in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Yutu said moon cakes. Chang 'e said: I'm tired of eating for thousands of years. Yutu: Then what do you say is delicious? Chang 'e: Have you ever heard of braised rabbit meat?

Because everyone knows the reason why cannibals eat people, they are especially wary of cannibals, so the life of cannibals is very difficult. Later, the cannibal chief was overjoyed to hear that there was a kind of moon cake made of human flesh, so he spent a lot of money to buy it. After eating, the cannibal sheik slammed the Wuren moon cake in his hand: "liar, there is no one inside!" " "

When you see the last one, you can get a box of moon cakes from the nearby supermarket. The way to get it is: pick it up and run, the sooner the better. Someone will catch up and knock him down. After receiving it, you may also get: a seven-day tour of the detention center, fashionable prison clothes, cool handcuffs and anklets, food and shelter! What are you waiting for? Let's act quickly. If you smile, my heart will come! I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

7. This year, Wuren moon cakes are still doomed, and netizens angered: "Please ask Wuren to leave the moon cake industry consciously" and "Fresh meat moon cakes are meaningless".

8. I bought a beautifully carved stone at a high price in the antique city. I was on the "Jianbao" program today. The expert carefully observed my collection for a long time and said, "According to my years of experience, this should be the Wuren moon cake we had together last year."

9. It's Mid-Autumn Festival. Are you alone again? Ha ha ha jealous of me! Six me! After Weibo's hair was finished, he chewed silently with Wuren.

10, if you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because Laozi is a five-kernel moon cake.