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How to write the words and sentences of mashing garlic?

"hey!" I beat the garlic cloves flat. I quickly put the flat garlic cloves into the bowl and pounded the garlic rhythmically. Although I am so skilled now, I think it took me a lot of effort to pound garlic!

That night, when I came home from school, I went into the kitchen and saw my mother pounding garlic. Mom's action is so fast. The garlic mallet jumped up and down with her hands, and soon, the garlic cloves in the bowl were smashed by her mother. I watched, my hands itchy: "Mom, let me do it, let me do it!" " "Before my mother could answer, I grabbed the garlic mallet from his hand and put the garlic cloves in the bowl.

I took a garlic mallet in my hand and slammed it into the bowl. Unexpectedly, those little garlic cloves were hard to yield and jumped around like they were running for their lives. After a pause, I picked up a garlic mallet and aimed it at the garlic cloves so that I could smash it with all my strength. More garlic cloves jumped out. One of them actually jumped on the table and circled there, as if thinking about my demonstration: "How, beat me, beat me!" " I am very angry. "Hum, I beat you? Joke! See if I don't break you into pieces! " I don't care about the willy-nilly, so I smashed it. "Crack!" Not only was the garlic cloves unscathed, but one of them flew straight at me like wings and eyes. I was shocked and quickly covered my eyes with my hand. It's broken! Garlic juice was put into eyes, and tears poured out like a flood.

The mother who stood by had already bent over with laughter. I was embarrassed to continue making a fool of myself, so I had to bite the bullet and ask the "secret". It turns out that you should pat the garlic flat before you pound it, otherwise the garlic cloves will be round and flying around. I tried again according to the method my mother taught me, and it really worked! I finally won the battle with garlic cloves without losing face to mankind!