Nine characteristics of straight steel women: What's the difference between straight steel women and normal women?

All along, linear thinking and his pursuit of girls? Ignorance? , shaped a lot of classic stalks. Unexpectedly, steel straight men have recently? Change planes? They set off a wave of jokes about steel straight men on Weibo, which is a great fun and topic for girls to surf the Internet. After reading it, they found that there were so many small grievances and grievances hidden in the hearts of boys. So this time we invited a group of male readers to stand up and sum up what kind of experience it is to seduce straight women.

Sure, online, right, straight girl? There are many definitions. Let's talk about those careless treasure girls who were born daughters, but lived with a man physically and mentally.

Thirteen? Guilt?

Buy shoes and bags, beauty makeup.

Steel straight girls may not know the brand of red envelopes like gay honey around them. Talk to her about dressing, it is better to talk to her about games and movies, and give them a set of straight questions about guessing color numbers and skin care order, all of which get 90 points.

Don't catch a cold

The speed at which they packed their bags and went out.

Straight female index:

Faster than boys. I'm embarrassed to say that every time she goes out, her girlfriend is waiting for me. Because I am fascinated by fashion brands, I must shave before going out and habitually match clothes, pants, hats and shoes, but I have a good foundation and don't like makeup. I changed all my t-shirts, just watching. Very human, angry skrs,

@ A-sin:

In lipstick and skin care

Straight female index:

? Ignorance? I like straight men, and I heard from her female colleague that Mike's lipstick is very beautiful. I think I will go to Hong Kong to buy her an apple as a gift. I asked her what color she wanted, and her eyes lit up at once! Answer me excitedly:? Pro deep space ash 256G, thank you! ? Me:

@ Whale:

JK's clothes are impossible to wear.

Straight female index:

Not in my life. I am a photographer. Seeing that other young ladies are cute in sailor suits, I want to trick her into buying a suit to help her take pictures. I am undoubtedly supercilious. Open her closet, either a retro suit or a motorcycle jacket, and lie to others that it is my closet.

I went to Europe before and found a handsome sweater in a second-hand shop. She is so small that she will mop the floor as soon as she puts on her sleeves, but she is too fond of procrastinating and refuses to take it off anyway.

@ Watanabe Jun:

Their acting skills

It is said that life is like a play, relying on acting. But in the dictionary of straight women, there is no fake hi. I want to use the routine of dealing with soft girls, save it. It's not that I don't want to cooperate with your performance, but I just don't understand.

Usually not very good

For the first time, throw a spell

Straight female index:

It gives people goose bumps. I don't know what's wrong with my family recently. One day, she came home and suddenly called me baby. This is extremely abnormal and makes my heart tremble. I soon doubted whether she was offended.

As a result, she was poisoned on the Internet. I heard that a spoiled woman has the best life, so I smiled and told her that I actually like you like this, and you don't have to pretend to be so hard. And she gave me a hammer:? Hey, I told you, little brother ~

@ Yang:

Watching horror movies

Straight female index:

I can solemnly remind all male compatriots to ask her if she is studying medicine before taking her to see a ghost movie next time.

When I took my sister to watch a domestic horror film, I was scared by the blood flowing out of the door. As a result, I turned to see this girl, already asleep. Later, I heard from her roommate that every time I went to see the head teacher, she was the most excited one in the class?

@EASON:

drive

Straight female index:

Faster than the old driver, I just want to ask if some girls' competitiveness is misplaced. Generally speaking, boys tell you dirty jokes because you blush, not because they tell you dirty jokes.

@ XXX:

Dating a straight girl

The straight girl of steel, as the name implies, has a will of steel and a broad mind like the Pacific Ocean. They often kill peach blossoms in the cradle with their bursting boyfriends.

Boys are more like little wives.

No problem.

Straight female index: half

Two big meals can't solve it. I went to a restaurant with his girlfriend, and dinner was difficult to arrange. They quarreled over trifles and never spoke again in the second half. After making peace, I asked her if she left because she loved me. He told me that she didn't leave because the food was delicious.

After living together, we often disagree. She said I was difficult to coax, but when she was unhappy, as long as I said I would take you to eat XXX (her favorite fried chicken), she usually only kept it for three seconds. She took out her mobile phone and began to call a taxi.

@ a little:

You can stay at home alone

Straight female index:

I am too lazy to go out and socialize. I am a person who likes being alone very much. Before, I basically broke up with people because I didn't like looking for them. Now that I'm with K, I'm sure she is sincere to me, but it may have something to do with the environment in which she grew up. She is too independent sometimes.

Sometimes I even wonder if she doesn't stick to me at all and doesn't like me enough. After being with her, I seem to realize my girl's insecurity in love.

@ hh no hh:

I'll screw the bottle cap myself.

Straight female index:

Just hand me the wrench when the water pipe bursts. It's time for me to notice Mianmian for the first time. At that time, many female students would call a few strong men to help, which was nothing. Some girls feel that it is the responsibility of boys, so they step in to guide themselves. I saw it several times on the stairs when I went to help move it. She was holding a box in her left hand and a basin in her right hand, panting like a little squirrel.

Later, I wanted to get to know her. I stopped her on the stairs and said I would help you move it. As a result, she told me it was unnecessary. She is also helping her roommate move. Is this sister Emm selfless, or does she really think of herself as a man?

@ So that's it:

Reason is supreme.

Straight female index:

My wife is usually very nice, but did she commit a crime in the marketing department when she quarreled? Occupational disease? . We quarreled when we were in love and broke up. She didn't cry or make trouble. She simply went back and wrote a PPT, and wrote a swot analysis from the background of the case to prove why I was wrong. After reading the key points, I really feel that I am wrong.

@ Zhipeng:

Every straight girl

If you want to chase a straight steel girl, don't tell her that the moonlight is beautiful, just look her in the eye and say I like you, or she will think you are playing a trick on her.

After all, straight women are dignified and bold, and the speed of receiving heart signals is incredibly slow. Indeed, they can't get your elegant poems.

They all became brothers in the end.

Straight female index:

She was indifferent when teasing her. My girlfriend is heartless. She is an expert in throwing cold water on her. I am a romantic, I will say many warm and loving words to her, and she basically only answers me one sentence: X.

I searched my stomach and wrote a lyric in classical Chinese. I chased her and asked her how she was. She said that she seemed to have read a fast food article. And every time I call, I say make a mark for me. She may hang up the phone slower than the speed of light.

@ leo:

Straight female index:

I have the most say in the experience of being a straight girl. My friends say I'm a master. When chasing her, you really don't eat hard or eat soft. No matter what you say to her, she will either laugh at you or use it to fool you.

At first, I was very upset, thinking that she was not interested in me. Later, I found out that this guy is a lifeless and proud guy, and his concept of love is estimated to remain at the stage of primary school girls. He hits you every day, aiming at you, but he actually likes you.

When they are black, her fighting power is the greatest.

Brother @C:

Straight female index:

For a long time, I thought my current girlfriend was a lesbian. Her hair has been cut short and she likes playing basketball. Her favorite thing to do is to lie and call her father.

Every time a group of people go out to play, we tell her that you are responsible for sending the girls back to the dormitory safely. This is also the reason why I dare not be wicked with her for three years. Later, when I was outside with the female director of the association, she met me. I was just about to say hello when she ran away with a dirty face, which made me confused.

Until the final exam of that semester, she called me out and faltered for a long time. She only said that she liked me for two years, but she never dared to say that she was afraid that I would laugh at her. As a result, I smiled with conscience because I really didn't expect Guan to blush, even when she was so young.

In fact, I have always liked her cheerful and unpretentious personality, but after being with her, they still do nothing all day and really like doing G?

She also has a girlish side.

I have to say, according to the difficulties of steel straight women, Cheng Huajun's CP in this interview is true love. If you don't believe me, look around you. Seven of the above 13 straight women are still single:)

@ Trabecular does not jump over the wall:

Do you have the characteristics of a straight steel woman?

What do you think is their most lovely place?