Ancient poems with homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters+jokes+couplets+two-part allegorical sayings

1 Chinese homophonic poem joke couplet xiehouyu

Mother's sisters-suspicious (aunt)

crib mouth on the stage-no (cloth city)

whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

guanyin temple is on fire-wonderful (temple disaster)

Sun monkey. As the old saying goes, (bomb)

straw blows fire-stingy (device)

horse racing in the alley-difficult to give a question (hoof)

drought charm worships hags-damn it

bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (student)

It's a good blessing for men not to beat their wives. Zheng Heshi)

Boating in the belly-an expert (sailing)

Measuring rice with a turtle cover-What sound (rising)

Crossing the river by pulling the beard-Modesty (holding the beard) over (crossing)

Pulling the bell into the air-Dreaming (ringing)

Catching bees to eat honey-Tian. Nothing happened (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum fell into rice-trouble (rice)

Second, couplets about homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:

1. Lotus (Lian) has a bitter heart, while pear (Li) has an acid stomach

2. Living in a pagoda, I look at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang) and resent Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) Sculling (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing)

5. A hundred schools of thought contend, and flute clearing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He)

6. Lotus root is gained by lotus, and apricot is not needed by plum (fortunately, it is not necessary to be a medium)

7. Confucius was born. Hong En is mighty, not thinking about serving the country and turning into enemies!

Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou.

3. Ancient poems that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:

1. Two apes cut off trees in the deep mountains, and even the little monkey dared to cut a horse into the mud. How can the old beast give a problem (hoof)-solve the problem

2. Lotus roots are obtained because of the load, (why do you get a couple), and apricots don't need plums, () Poems (corpses) on the east slope of the water flow-Buddha seal

4. The first spring in Xiangyang Gate is often-Su Shi, and there is more than enough celebration (fish) for people who have accumulated kindness-Buddha seal

5. Master Gu Tian is on the river (a monk), and the beautiful woman is embroidered in front of the hall (a scholar)

6. Confucius was born in a boat (a boat) Chinese: the sky)

7. Lantern lanterns, paper (orange) shells used to be only windproof, and drums were erected, but dried tangerine peel could not be knocked half way down (summer)

8. Lotus (pity) is bitter in the heart, and pear (separation) is sour in the abdomen

4. Jokes about the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:

About place names < The cheerful classmate smiled and pointed out that the reserved classmate introduced us: "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, held his head up and gulped it down, and then said: "I'm from Yangon." The headmaster got angry

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the low efficiency of personnel administration. He said: "The director is not sensible; Being unconscious in charge of personnel management; Being an official doesn't work! "

A meeting in the countryside

A meeting was held in a village. Because of homophonic, the village head said, "Rabbits and shrimps, don't paste melons. Pickled vegetables are too expensive." (Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Now the meeting is over.) The host said, "Sausage paste melons are invited for pickles." (Now the township head says, ""