A sketch of two primary school graduates (cross talk can also be short)

H: Good evening!

A: There are many people coming tonight. There are potholes everywhere!

B: Ugh! Everyone is here!

A: You see, the new semester is coming, and everything is changing!

B: Yes!

A: Since it's a new semester, let's show you a new cross talk joke!

Good idea!

A: Hey! Before the performance, I suddenly remembered this sentence!

B: What sentence?

A: There is an old saying in China: "No one is perfect without gold"!

B: Ugh! There is such a sentence!

What does this sentence mean?

Please explain to everyone present.

A: Simply put, this person is not perfect. Everyone has such a small shortcoming!

B: Yes! There are shortcomings!

A: You see, some people's shortcomings are reflected in crying, screaming, shouting and noisy!

B: Yes! Everyone's shortcomings are different!

A: Some people like to get angry casually, and some even like to take advantage of small things!

B: Yes! Some people still have the bad habit of "stealing"!

A: You see, there is such a person who likes to take advantage in our community. His surname is Hu!

B: Oh!

Answer: Let me tell you this, as long as you give him a chance, he won't take it home.

B: Yes!

A: That's true. Let me give you some examples.

Why don't you tell us how he brought things home?

A: Look, if there are flowerpots or something in this street!

What kind of person is he?

A: Of course! Move a home; Look at this stainless steel ball on the sidewalk guardrail. Wow, he also ran away from home. When he had an accident on the road, he had to pick up something.

B: That's all!

Let me tell you something. If you forget to take the wreath back when you sell it at night, he will definitely give you one.

B: Ah! How scared I am to go home with a wreath!

A: Because of this, everyone nicknamed him "Hudane".

B: Take whatever you see!

A: One day, Hu Da took a friend to drink. After drinking, he didn't go home by bike until almost midnight.

B: It is too late. Hurry home!

A: Walking under an overpass, Hudana suddenly saw a lot of white things standing under the pier!

B: What's this?

A: When Hu Dana looked carefully, it turned out to be some marble slabs, which were smooth to the touch.

B: marble slabs can't be smooth!

A: At this time! Hu Montana began to think about bad ideas again. He thinks it may be used to build roads. This thing is quite good. It must be nice to take it home and spread it in the yard. What a style!

He dares to take anything!

A: I thought about it, so I stood up the car, hoisted a piece, misplaced it on the back frame and pushed it home! Put it in the yard after going home, and this guy went into the house to sleep!

I'm going back to bed!

A: At dawn the next day, this guy was still sleeping, so he was slapped by his father!

I slept well here. Why did I get hit?

A: I don't know what happened to this Hudane! In a daze, rubbing his eyes and shouting: Why? Why did you hit me?

What did his father say?

A: His father said, Why should I hit you? Go to the yard yourself! After speaking, Hu Montana hurried to the yard, looking dumbfounded!

B: What's the matter?

A: Oh, there's a new tombstone carving shop under this overpass. This small shop has a small room. After carving the monument, it will be placed next to the pier!

B: Yes!

The shopkeeper thought, "Someone stole something else. Who would steal this tombstone? How cautious it is to steal this home and put it here!

B: Ah! This is not a marble slab, but an old tombstone!

A: Yes! What a dream! Really called Hu Da, don't let anything go!

B: Good! Let this go!

A: It's also a coincidence. There happened to be an old lady whose family died that day. She came to this shop to book a monument, but she was still in a hurry!

What a coincidence!

A: I'll pick it up early the next morning. The shopkeeper carved it, put his face in and stick it outside! Hu Dana just saw that the back of the flat plate is quite smooth, like it is used for road construction. When the face is washed, it will be put in the car!

B: It seems that he not only has the habit of taking advantage, but also has the problem of carelessness!

A: When I got home, I turned over the yard without looking carefully.

That's easy!

The next morning, the old lady got up first. As soon as she got out of the house, she saw a slate in the yard and thought that her son must have pulled it back again.

B: Who has ever seen a tombstone dragged home?

A: Yes, the old lady flew into a rage when she approached. This is a newly carved tombstone, which reads "Tomb of Liu Hu".

B: This tablet also has a name!

A: Nonsense! What a coincidence! This old lady happens to be surnamed Liu!

B: Ah! These all match the numbers, right?

The old lady was puzzled: Liu Hu's tomb, this must be prepared for me. It is heartless to expect me to die.

B: That's right!

A: This made the old lady angry and went to the old man in tears: "Why do you think this child is so heartless? When I was alive, he cursed me to die!

How unfilial!

Hearing this, the old man did not fly into a rage. He hit Hudane when he entered the room!

B: Yes!

A: The old man is still angry. He raised his hand and hit again: you boy, you curse your mother to death. What should I do if your mother dies?

B: Isn't this leaving the old man behind? It's time to fight

A: At this time! What Hu Dana said almost didn't make his father angry!

What are you talking about?

A: Dad! Dad! Stop fighting! Stop fighting! Why not do this well? I'll bring you another piece tonight and turn it into two pieces!

B: Ah!

A: Good boy, you want to die with your mother!

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