Fake mother joke

Baidu is called Du Niang, Netease is called Yi Niang, and Sina is still debating whether to call the bride or Lang Niang. Alexander said they called Aunt, and Aunt jiaozi quit! Sogou said: You play, I'm leaving! Whether you are a penguin mother, a bridesmaid of Douban or a fake mother of Huawei, remember that Taobao is your own mother, dear!

Chinese is actually the most difficult! Take the word "I" for example: men can call me "Ye", women "Lao Niang", emperors use me and loneliness, queens use bereaved people, people use me, old people use me, young people use me, monks use poor monks, Taoist priests use being original, rough people use me, literati use trivial things, unrestrained people call me "home" and graceful people call me "incompetence".

And English is just a "I"! !

One day, the wind was blowing hard and it was stormy. In an office building, a white-collar worker stood at the window, watching the pouring rain outside, and said to his female companion, "I can wait for you silently under the dormitory and office building these days, and send you hot morning, noon and evening, no matter who the boy is?"

-Who?

-Delivery!

Q: Why do they always play the clips they are packing after the news?

A: I tell you, we brag in the draft!