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What is a good novel? This man is dark, funny and relaxed.
1 Take the child by the hand and drag him away (there is no disease in the world):
Introduction:
I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.
Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.
For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.
But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.
Including hers, his and theirs.
I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.
Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan)
About the hostess: playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally a little worse, a little darker, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, life is full of cold jokes everywhere.
PS: I like this article very much ~ I like the hostess more ~ ~ The black-bellied man is good, and he has been spoiling the hostess in his own way ~ ~ I like it.
3,000 crows killed (Shiro): If the heroine once had a noble status and later changed her position and pretended to have done something in such and such a place, she said that she liked this type of novel. .....
The female host's evaluation of the male host: It is really bad for eight generations to make friends like Fu Jiuyun. This person is black to everyone, and has reached the point where the world is black, which really makes her have to admire.
Fan wai's man's phrase "as long as he lives, he will spoil him to death" shocked my little dream ... wow; Gee ... this man is really ... speechless with women. ..
Husband, surrender (Rouyuan): Say ~ ~
It's about the upstart Xia Xiaohua, who is tacky, money-hungry and careless. Her temperament has nothing to do with a senior lady. She is called a gold stylist and has eight assistants, but she is very popular all day. All this did not stop her from setting her sights too high. She married Nishino, the son of the best aristocratic family in the upper class.
A bride who likes to shake her legs when eating, drool when sleeping and take high-profile exaggeration as her motto is definitely not the "cup of tea" of Nishino who pays equal attention to cultivation and temperament. Ye Gongzi's beloved woman is someone else, and Xia Xiaohua is just a silly upstart in his eyes. So, Xia Xiaohua was very tired, and she chose to go out-this young lady wants a divorce!
Nishino said, "Xia Xiaohua, why don't you say you don't love? Who told you not to love? " He found that his cold cup of tea was unexpectedly delicious ... so, are you going to surrender to her this time?
PS: I like the hostess. I cried and laughed when I read this book. I found a little secret behind it! ~ ~ Hehe ~ ~ Say it again: it's beautiful!
4 is half honey and half hurt chess piece pine nuts: If you think the man in If You Don't Let Go at that time is not black enough (in fact, I think … hehe), then you must read this book. The man is really treacherous and black! But ... I like it! I love black belly ~ ~ ~ ~
5 Escape from Lanshan Xiaoyue: I remember a book called Autumn in Zhi Tao, both of which are good-looking.
6 Phoenix prison wind burns clothes: Many people think that the classic male has black characters on his abdomen and phoenix is unparalleled.
7 the promise of the prince and the rose: the seemingly docile and lovely little sheep of the male owner is actually a treacherous, dark and affectionate wolf. In short, it's tall ~ ~ ~ tut. ...
8 lanling dazzles vivibear: forgive me for saying it again. Very nice. This book is also dark, and there are too many beautiful men in it.
Qing Yu, son of idle clouds: The story is written with the female host as the main body, but the title is the name of the male host, who is an inviolable figure in the Jianghu. Actually. . . The abdomen is black;
As the left protector of the Jianghu cult in the Central Plains, she is honored to be regarded as the successor by that crazy leader ... Well, frankly speaking, she prefers to drag out an ignoble existence alone.
It's just-alas, alas, alas, she has always been very lucky. At the age of ten, the leader rewarded her to a handsome slave. In order to survive, she and her slaves were inseparable and worked closely together.
He promised to follow her all her life ... what a good life! /kloc-when I was 0/4 years old, I was silently watched by a guy who couldn't tell the difference between the east and the west. Wow ... just a beautiful back, it doesn't matter.
She is generous, so she is not responsible. I'm afraid she's generous, but she's stubborn. I have to bully her into a righteous sister! Yidi Yimei? I heard that Yunjiazhuang has a well-known bad habit. ...
Ah-all wet! Wrong! Once you touch this fairy with infinite spring outside the cloud nine, can she get away with it?
PS: I like the character of the woman and the man very much. ....
10 net wife 1~2 fire snow: the best man is definitely a classic! For the sake of the hostess, I have been extremely black since I was a child. I can't stop thinking about the male host YY on the Internet. I am willing to live less than 30 years old when I meet such a man! !
1 1 a dream is like long autumn water: the man is very affectionate and finds the third woman. . . alas ....
12 in full bloom: men and women have two words: ... super pets ... famous pet articles.
13 Spoil you all your life. Xiangduoer: You will know how to treat the hostess by listening to the name. In Gao Qian, ..
PS: The hostess and daughter are so cute ... Hehehe. ....
first part
"Uncle Yu, are you proposing to my mother?" The girl glanced at the ring on the tea table and asked curiously with her eyes wide open. She looked innocent and blinked. How cute!
"yes." He didn't have time to get lost in thought, appreciated it, nodded and promised: "Yao Yao, don't worry, I will marry your mother and I will treat you as my own daughter."
"You say so, actually thinking is, you dead child, let me out of the ugly so many times, now I remember, after I married your mother, see how I tidy up you. I must give you a complete obedience. " The girl lowered her voice and deliberately lowered her voice to imitate him.
The man coughed. The girl is actually possessed by a ghost and can read minds.
He coughed for a long time because of his own saliva. "You, how can you think so? I, I didn't think it was that bad. "
Even if he once had that idea, he wouldn't dare now!
The girl rolled her eyes and said indifferently, "Thank you for taking a fancy to my mother, but I don't want an ugly brother or sister." Berry touched his little face and said narcissistically, "I can't explain the principle of gene mutation to them, let alone lose that person."
Men are embarrassed. Why is this girl always so irritating? It's embarrassing.
the second part
Mi Xiaole helped her daughter sign up for a seven-day summer camp held by the Children's Palace. Today is the day to see her off.
Dressed in a pink tracksuit, the little guy looks like a little princess in a fairy tale, holding his mother's thigh and sadly asking, "Mom, you don't dislike me, do you? You want to coax me away from this light bulb, and then you can easily find me a cheap father?"
"Yes," Mirui nodded, very calm about the poor performance of her little daughter's heartache, sadness and pain.
"Mom, don't, mom, I was wrong," cried the little guy with his head back.
M said indifferently, "Ah,"
Then, I saw the little guy shut up, his mouth was flat and he was very wronged.
"Say, what's the matter?" Hold her hand, squat down and look into her eyes.
"I shouldn't say that Uncle Zhang is hypocritical, Uncle Liu is insidious, Uncle Chen is cunning, Uncle Liang is like Li Yong, Uncle Li is like Ge You, Uncle Wang is a pig killer, and Uncle Qian is a drug dealer ... Mom, don't leave me, mom, I will be obedient and never tell the truth again-"White and tender face, touching facial features, big eyes that should be shining with smart light, are shining with distressing tears at the moment.
In this way, let alone her mother, even others are so distressed that they can't wait to hold her in their arms, so they coax her. But when she saw her mother snorted, her eyes narrowed behind her glasses. "Xiang Jun Yao, you are going to drive. If it rains a little at this time, you can't go to the summer camp. Believe it or not, I will deduct your pocket money for a whole year. "
Then, as usual, "One, two ..."
Hearing this, the little fellow was anxious and sniffed. His eyes were watery and foggy just now, and suddenly the lake was clear and blue after the rain. "No, I'll get on."
"Hurry up, you're the only one left," Mi Xiaole smiled with satisfaction and got up and pulled her to the bus.
14 Qingshan still smiles at the spring breeze. An Siyuan: ... likes ... wedge shoes.
Dressed in black, a teenager, standing on the edge of Zizhu with negative hands, staring blankly. Come and go, in a blink of an eye, Zizhu has become refined and can speak.
"Are you waiting for someone?"
"hmm."
"Wait for who?"
"Waiting for you."
"Me? Why? "
"When you accompany me to become a demon."
"I don't want to be a demon. I want to cultivate immortality. Fairy sounds cool. Demons are too dangerous. " Laughing at the spring breeze, I know that there are often disputes in the six realms, and the underworld has been suppressed by the celestial world.
"Don't worry, I will protect you."
"Go away, who wants it?"
He was unmoved and still came every day. He said he could live a long life and protect her for thousands of years.
But it was this teenager who kept her waiting for thousands of years. This is the catastrophe of the six realms. Feng Chun Jr.' s Zizhulin turned into a sea of fire, and she was the only one who survived. However, since then, he has never appeared again. ,,,,,
PS: The hostess is so cute. I knew it the first time I read this article ~ ~ I really can't refuse Xian Xia's article, just like falling in love with other articles ~ Ah ~ I am impressed by so many good books ~ ~ ~
I hope it will help you and be adopted ~ ~
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