Classic hilarious slip of the tongue

The teacher was so angry

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said angrily: Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

So the students shouted again: “Good afternoon, teacher!” "

The teacher said angrily: "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted again: “Have a good evening, teacher!” "

The teacher nodded and said: "That's enough, now shout it again! ”

The students shouted in unison: “Good morning, teacher, good afternoon, and good evening!”

The teacher said: "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. I will say that you should not talk when you speak. It will be - 10 points! You can say the antonyms out loud. Start now.

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Teacher: "The weather is very good today. Student: "The weather is very bad today."

Teacher: "The sun is shining everywhere." Student: "It is cloudy everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people." Student: " There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Teacher: "Lie down."

< p>Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." Student: "There is a young man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." Student: "I lost it One yuan.”

Teacher: “I picked up one yuan and gave it to the teacher.” Student: “I lost one yuan and stole it from the teacher.” Teacher: “Wrong, you can’t say that!” : "Correct, it should be said like this!"

Teacher: "Wrong." Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal;!" Student: "This is okay, this is legal behavior;!"

Teacher: "I said it was wrong." Students: "We said it is correct."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, the teacher said is correct!” Student: “Listen to us, everything the teacher says is wrong!”

Teacher: “You are stupid.”

Teacher. : "Stop!" Student: "Continue!"

Teacher: "Stop now! Stop talking!" Student: "Let's continue now! Keep talking!"

Teacher : "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" Student: "We are all geniuses, we said continue!"

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" Student: "Teacher listen to us!"

Teacher: "Students must listen to teachers!" Students: "Teachers must listen to students!"

Teacher: "Stop practicing now!" Students: "Now we Keep practicing!”

Teacher: “Are you done?” Student: “We have a beginning and an end!”

Teacher: “You guys stop!” Student: "Then we should continue! Genius!"