Funny jokes, tell them a few times and make them laugh, then accept them

-> A beautiful girl got on the bus, took out a card and swiped it, only to hear a beep. . . . Senior card!

Everyone in the car was shocked and looked at her. The girl said dissatisfiedly, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen Tianshan Child Mother?"

-> The husband who was on vacation sent a text message to his wife: "Dear, the wind is roaring, the sea is roaring, and I can't help but think of you at this moment..."

-> When I was in elementary school, I thought the latest time in the world was nine-thirty. When I went to middle school, I found out that it was still past ten o'clock. In high school, I thought if I didn't go to bed at eleven-thirty, I would die the next day. Now I curl my lips in contempt. , It’s only after twelve o’clock. . .

-> I was buying fruit at a fruit stall today and chatting with my colleagues about today’s news. The fruit seller asked: Who is Steve Jobs?

My colleague said: I sell apples.

The aunt said sadly: Alas, the fruit business is not easy to do

-> I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop in the morning, and a man and a woman stood next to them, talking affectionately. , the woman suddenly said, "You have well-developed limbs..." The man said, "Don't I have well-developed limbs?!"

-> Entering the stock market: Ah! Fell again! ! !

As soon as we entered the vegetable market: Ah! It’s up again! ! !

-> Windows displays: "You may be a victim of pirated software..." No, Microsoft, you are mistaken, you are the victim of pirated software.