Which one has a joke about Guiyang dialect?

Play: Besides Mandarin, there is "Let's fall in love again" (I like you, so play with me).

Le: Modal particle, meaning of "de"

Medicine, cage and scalding: generally refers to "cheating" (I was trapped by him today-I was cheated by him today)

Pull: sliding door: him, them.

One, one: This, this.

Ah, ah: that, that

Krishnamurti: Go ahead. . . What are you trying to tell me? )

Sao: Besides the meaning of Mandarin, there is another powerful meaning. A diaosi is too coquettish to play with the ball and will buckle the blue! )

Play: It's very nice.

Gaze: To describe the beauty of women, there is a saying in Guiyang dialect: "Look at your legs when you stare at your eyes."

Buckle (with sound): release. Please pull me up. )

Eggs: negative words. If you dare to move, I will try, but I won't kill you. )

Da: Fall down. (It's a little old to pull it down from the upper berth)

Zhang: The meaning of "reason". Don't stretch, it's silly to pull.

Rabbit, wealth, jealousy: stingy. Hello, Rabbit (Cai, Cai). Oh, I can't even eat spicy food, can I?

ZHUA: kick. I like to mess with telephone booths after drinking. Can't even pull! )

Black: "Afraid". Don't lie to me. Why is my wife with another man? )

Read: "Yes". (want to scold)

Plate: means "struggling" and "moving" (don't touch the plate when taking pictures. )

Drop: drop. I dropped my cell phone, so I couldn't find you. )

Two-character part

Wife: the meaning of lover and wife. Nowadays, young people also call it "girlfriend".

In addition, when swearing, it also means insulting women.

Strict beard: coriander

Potatoes: potatoes, potatoes

Drag the child: slippers

Baogu: corn

Child: Shoes.

Wazi: socks

Sparrow: the male reproductive organ, usually used when swearing, also means death.

Beth: chop suey means chop suey, which is mainly used to swear.

Eccentricity: competitive and serious (eccentric with Lao Zi, telling you to walk back to the street). )

Rob: Beggars also have the meaning of swearing (it looks like robbing).

Gudao: I have to, which means coercion (actually, I don't want to strangle, but Lagu told me to strangle)

Gu Dao: Get down. When we get there, we will step on his single line. )

F: It's over. (turn! There is no name on my paper)

Tea: Fake, fake (I bought a tea mobile phone)

Cover: Go to the street.

Crow: Keep your voice down and don't talk. Give me a crow, but it's not your turn to talk. )

He Qi Blackstone: Push hard and do your best (you are black, don't pull it out ... you will soon be full of basketball)

Sneaking: simple, simple (you mean peeking? Try it yourself.

Son: He

Old fire: described as serious (Al jumped into a little old fire)

Cave: Police) Come on, run! )

Matchmaker: Think about it, think about it (you match the old man to black you)

Backpacker: A famous migrant worker in Guiyang, whose main feature is to carry a basket, which is similar to a stick in Chongqing (why not be a backpacker? )

King Frog: The fiercest (King Sitai Frog)

Kill ge: sell cheaply and sell big. . . Killing a dog costs 50 cents a catty. )

Preserved egg: "Q" in playing cards.

Teaching: obedience. Don't disobey orders, if you lose, you lose.

Huopi: Free food. Honey, you can't eat or drink skin. )