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Confession, or confession, is to express your thoughts or thoughts to others, especially to express love, which is also called showing love. The following are funny sentences of confession collected by me, welcome to check them!

That night, I was drunk, holding your hand, and my excited lips couldn't stop shaking. I plucked up my courage for a long time, but I couldn't say anything. I can only watch you leave. Actually, I just want to say: beauty, give me your hand!

You gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

4. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

5. I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

6. Jennifer Quan, I have no feelings! Snow is tangible, and love is endless! It snows all over the city in winter; Love is coming, and the heart is connected. After winter, snow water; Love to go, love forever. Valentine's day, I wish winter will go and spring will come, and love will be happy. Valentine's day information

7. I tell you: First of all, I love you; Secondly, I still love you; Third, I still love you, I love you.

I bought a fake movie ticket. What an evil man! B: What about the tickets? A: I resold it to others again.

9. The house can be smaller, the furniture can be older and the electrical appliances can be less, but as long as you are around, there will be more love and intimacy, and happiness and happiness will be full. Your home is a five-star hotel.

10. Every shot will make me feel at a loss, and every happiness will make me feel sad silently. Just like I see other people's smiles, I can't find my own happiness. You fell in love with his temperature, and I felt how cruel everything was. I never understood how touching love is. I'm just willing to turn it into a blessing with pain.

1 1. Because I love you and like you! I really want to be with you.

12. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

13. The painter drew a huge eye for the doctor who cured his eye disease, and drew a portrait of the doctor in the middle of the pupil. The doctor looked at the picture for a long time before saying, fortunately, I am not an anal surgeon.

14. What is romance? You know she doesn't love you, and you send her roses. What do you mean by waste? When you know that she loves you, send her roses.

15. Bloom full of tender feelings into a lily, let the fragrance travel through distant time and space, attack your forehead every night, and brush away all your fatigue and frustration.

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days fishing for the moon, but I can fish for turtles in five oceans!" " Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!

2. Good flowers are inserted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

5. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

6. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

7. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

8. I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and I am heartbroken for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless. Love me and miss me, like a star on a summer night; If you like, please forget me, just like a dream in spring.

9. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

10, love and empty feelings, wandering in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

1 1, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

12, my heart is split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.

13, natural smile moves my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you. I will always be the most sincere to you, and I will never change my mind. The world is dying.

14. liking you means missing you when I can't see you. Like you is to look at you stupidly when I see you. To like you is to like the tenderness in your eyes and the smile on your lips!

15. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

16, snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

17, I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the vegetable market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.

18, once there was a thief Ranaha's love in front of my eyes, and I didn't care. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

19, lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

20. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life …

2 1, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

22. You know, I hate you because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste another dime of my mobile phone fee!

23. According to the earliest love poem, it was written like this: You planned from Yunnan, and I started from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and slowly biting your mouth, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

24. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is an eternal heart for all beings, and it is for those who wait. I am willing to give my dearest person a blessing heart!

25. I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on you, dear. Happy Valentine's Day online.

26, the best courtship message: one chance to know you, two opportunities to meet and pay attention to you, three opportunities to date you, seven opportunities to miss you, 90% should like you, and I am quite sure that I love you.

27. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

28. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it

29, the current position as the center of the circle, making an infinite circle, will certainly entangle many people who love you, but I believe that I am closest to your heart at this moment!

30. The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

3 1. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

32. The greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

33. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

34. I make the same wish every day, so that you can come into my world from now on. When dreams become vows, I believe that one day love will come true because of sincerity!

Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!

36. Whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisoned wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

37. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. Looking at you, I am the shade of midsummer. When I am near you, I am a star in late autumn. When I have you, I am the sun in the middle of winter.

38. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

You told me that you would take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it?

40, a line of love, I miss you every day. Don't blame me for being infatuated. I often see you in my dreams. If you and I are destined, the peach blossoms will bloom in March and the fruit will be sweet after autumn.

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