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Magical figures in history (1)

There was an emperor named Fu Jian in the former Qin Dynasty, and I always thought he was a very magical figure.

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Yao, one of the sworn enemies of the Fu Jian family, was defeated by Fu Jian and became his subordinate. Later, Fu Jian was ready to launch the Southern Expedition, destroy the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and wanted to unify the world, so he took Yao Chang, the head of the Yao clan, as the general. Fu Jian likes playing cosplay very much, so his plan for this game is basically to imitate and destroy Wu. When Wu was destroyed, Wang Meng, the secretariat of Yizhou, was appointed General Long Xiang to supervise the military affairs and lead the fleet down the river. Fu Jian also appointed Yao Chang as General Long Xiang to supervise Liang Yi's military affairs and lead the fleet down the river.

Interestingly, the official position of General Long Xiang is closely related to the Fu Jian family. Fu Jian's grandfather Fu Hong was General Long Xiang, Fu Jian's father Fu Xiong was General Long Xiang, and Fu Jian was General Long Xiang when he killed Fu Sheng. It can be said that General Long Xiang is the symbol of three generations of Fu Jian. So Fu Jian told Yao Chang earnestly that he made his fortune by General Long Xiang and never awarded it to others easily. You must work hard.

What?

Work hard? What do you want to do? How to work hard?

It is estimated that Yao Chang's heart is frightened-what does Fu Jian want me to do?

At this time, the left general Dou Chong couldn't help but vomit: Your Majesty, please don't make such strange jokes.

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The more interesting thing is behind. After Fu Jian's defeat in Feishui, there were many rebellions in China, and Fu Jian sent Fu Rui and Yao Chang to fight Mu Rongchong. As a result, Fu Rui died, and Yao Chang sent someone to tell him. Fu Jian was so angry that he killed his messenger. Yao Chang was afraid of being punished, and he simply shrank back. Well, you let me try, then I'll try to show you. Here, I think the idiom "a word is a promise" can also be used to speak for Fu Jian. )

Later, Fu Jian was defeated by Mu Rongchong and Yao Chang and captured by Yao Chang. Fu Jian began his last performance. Yao Chang asked Fu Jian to hand over the imperial seal, and Fu Jian swore, "You little Qiang Man Zi dare to come to the palace. What book has written such a thing, and you deserve it? " Even if the five beards are arranged one by one, they won't be on your head. I have given the imperial seal to the Jin Dynasty, so don't think about it. Yao Chang helpless, had to draw up a will. "。 Of course, Fu Jian is also talking nonsense. He didn't send the decree to Sima's house. Later, after the failure of Emperor Wu of Song's Northern Expedition, Qin seized the forged Yao Chang imperial seal, which turned out to be false, so it was destroyed on the spot. Where the real jade seal went has become an unsolved mystery.

Then Yao Chang sent someone to consult with Fu Jian, hoping that he could make a decent concession. Fu Jian couldn't help losing his temper again, saying, "Zen generation is the work of sages. You traitor dare to learn from the ancients? " Fu Jian used both hard and soft, and scolded Yao Chang for having fun every day. Finally, Yao Chang couldn't stand it anymore and sent someone to hang Fu Jian.

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Another amazing thing is that Fu Jian's tolerance for rebels has reached the level of connivance, and it can even be said that it has reached the point of encouraging everyone to rebel in disguise.

Shortly after Fu Jian acceded to the throne, General Zhang Ping rebelled in Bing, and Fu Jian made him a pioneer and led his troops to counter the rebellion. Deng Qiang was very capable and soon caught Zhang Ping's adopted son Zhang Hao. Note that Fu Jian didn't treat this flat-adopted son better. Instead, he sent him back to Zhang Ping, who surrendered when he saw the fear. (This is also to a certain extent to convince people with virtue. After that,

This is the earliest case of impunity, and it has become more and more outrageous since then. Personally, after many rebellions by the imperial clan of Daqin, it may be that everyone saw this example and rebelled first. Climb to the highest peak of life if you win, and surrender if you lose is not bad.

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Later examples include the generation that jumped repeatedly with Liu and the southern Huns and Xianbei, which was established in Tuoba Department in the pre-Qin period. They rebelled in the two camps, surrendered and rebelled, and were finally arrested and surrendered after Fu Jian's personal expedition. Instead of making an example, Fu Jian continued to appoint Liu Weiyuan as the chief of staff and named him General Xia. Only Fu Jian's preferential treatment did not bring loyalty. Later, Liu rebelled, but Fu Jian, the king of Daqin, was unable to fight back against the rebellion. I can only sigh, and then give Fu Jian a "meow demon".

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If Liu is the demon king of our Daqin, he wants 1000 yuan to buy horse bones, although it is ridiculous enough. But let's understand this first. After all, we are not magical. But I can only put away my magic in this "five public riots" and say "ridiculous" to Fu Jian.

One of the younger brothers of Qin Shihuang who was killed by Fu Jian was named Fu You. Thinking that Fu Jian wanted to levy Xiongnu and Chang 'an was empty, he contacted his younger brother Fu Liu and Fu Jian's younger brother Shuang Fu (I really don't know what he was doing) and planned to rebel together. Perhaps the ancient communication equipment was so backward that it was destroyed before others could react.

The following are the "Five Heroes":

General Zheng Bei, Public Servant of Huainan (born brother)

General Zheng Dong, Zhou Mu, Gong Jin and Fu Liu (Fu)

General Zheng, secretariat, Shuang Fu (Fu Jian's brother really didn't know what to think of this goods, and he died with skill, feeling that he could call himself the king of Huainan before Qin Dynasty).

General Zhendong, secretariat of Luozhou, brother of Wei Gong.

General Anxi and Gong Yan (younger brother), the secretariat of Yongzhou.

Ladies and gentlemen, the bright spot has appeared! ! !

Yes, other brothers born in Sichuan are in high positions. Personally, it is outrageous that the younger brother of the former emperor was in a high position. Although there are some historical reasons, this Fu Jian came to power by killing Brother Temeow! !

What is even more incredible is that although the other "Sigong" didn't start work, the former Qin basically knew that they were going to rebel. God's turning point is that Fu Jian thinks that one of them is his brother and the other is the royal family, so he continues to be kind to them, guessing that he intends to convince people with kindness and influence people with sorrow (it can only be said that the king of Daqin is the king). Fu Liu and Shuang Fu are fighting internally, but they want to rebel. Is Fu Jian really so generous? After careful consideration, the best solution to this situation is to find more people to rebel together, which will win more victories. Rebellion is a greater victory for many people, but it's a pity that many people talk too much. As soon as many people get more news, they will reach the ears of Fu Jian again (I can't spit it out here, so I really rebel face to face and plot loudly, which is an old tradition in China ~). So Fu Jian called four princes to Beijing to talk about it. Fu Jian is naive, but the four princes are not naive. Only a fool can have a good result here. I didn't stop it at all, just resisted.

It is unbearable to be an emperor at this normal time, but the king of Daqin is not normal ~ he is magical again. He sent someone to tell the fourth prince that I am so good to you and you are still like this. I am sad. Otherwise, don't rebel. You are still the same as you are now. After what you were treated before, let's continue living together.

These four princes have been preparing for so long, with great momentum and superior geographical position. They directly surrounded the former Qin central government in Chang 'an. At this time, of course they refused to make peace. Fu Jian didn't give up compromise until this point, and was in a hurry to send troops to counter-insurgency.

Although the final result was that Fu Jian was successfully counterattacked by several valiant soldiers of Wang Meng, looking back at the beginning of the "Five Gong Rebellion", Fu Jian was able to continue to indulge Fu Liu and others for two years and let them continue to prepare, only shouting "magic".

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After the "Wu Gong Rebellion", the former Qin Dynasty began to unify the north, and then there were two imperial clan rebellions.

Attention! The devil's sword has another bright moment.

Can you imagine that the same person participated in these two imperial clan rebellions? Can you imagine?

Just as Fu Jian attacked the Eastern Jin in two ways, Beihai Gong, who was guarding Luoyang, rebelled again. Attack Qin Jun, all the way to Xiangyang, all the way to Cheng Peng, Luoyang rebellion is equivalent to a knife in Daqin's chest. However, the ability of the Duke of Beihai was so poor that he was suppressed by his long history Lv Guang (who was the builder of Hou Liang and a brave man, and it was not shameful to lose in his hands). Fu Jian pardoned him unexpectedly (according to his usual urine output, not unexpectedly), and then appointed him General Nan to guard Chengdu. Later, Fu Zhong's younger brother Luo Fu rebelled against Youzhou, and Fu Zhong responded again. This time there was a loud noise, and the whole Guanzhong area shook. At the beginning of the uprising, Fu Jian even considered sealing Flora in Youzhou forever and letting Flora withdraw. After being rebuffed by Luo Fu, heartbroken Fu Jian sent troops to suppress it again.

I ... forget it ... I'm glad you're happy, heavenly king. . . .

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If you do too many magical things, there will always be some moths. Fu Jian's contribution to literature is also unique. One person has contributed many idioms, among which five are well-known: making friends with the king, flogging to stop the flow, being nervous and hanging the reins.

There are actually many interesting things about Fu Jian. Although magic is a bit magical, Fu Jian is a generation of emperors. Because I don't know much about the history of the sixteen countries, I can't talk about it alone, so I write some short stories here. Let's take it as a joke. Please don't take it seriously If there are similarities, everyone is original.

Finally, if we want to sum up the life of such characters in one sentence, I think it is probably "individual efforts can certainly send a person to the peak of the times, but if he is complacent or even degenerate, then the process of history will soon take him down from the peak and let him roll in the abyss."