Wonderful connotation of lovers

Highlights of lovers' wonderful connotation paragraphs

Wonderful connotation of lovers: hey! I really feel that my girlfriend has a low IQ. Every night after dinner, she would lie on the sofa and watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Big Wolf, laughing while watching it, and hide the remote control under her ass for fear that I would grab the channel with her. This really annoys me. . . I haven't seen a bear for days! How depressing! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Wonderful connotation of lovers (1) 1, female: I want to have plastic surgery.

Barber: What do you want?

W: You should make it look like Rosamund Kwan is on the left, Liu Jialin is on the right, Jolin Tsai is on the top and Lin Zhilin is on the bottom.

Barber: It must be Zhang Tie-Lin after that.

2. Two frogs fell in love and got married for many days. After marriage, they gave birth to a baby. The male frog happily picked up the baby and saw that it was a toad! The male frog was furious and grabbed his wife's neck tightly. Tell me, what's going on? ! ? The mother frog managed to suppress a sentence with tears in her eyes:? Me Before You, I had plastic surgery! ?

I saw the handsome guy I liked at the dance before plastic surgery, and finally got up the courage to invite him to dance. The handsome boy said: Sorry, no! ?

After the plastic surgery, the handsome guy invites you first. You said shyly. I won't. Excuse me?

Handsome boy quickly said:? Never mind, I'll teach you! ?

After the plastic surgery, attend the class reunion, the students laugh and you bring them tea and water.

Some students asked:? Everyone is here except the ugly duckling, right?

You hurry up: I am! ?

As soon as the words were finished, they aroused public anger: you waiter, are you kidding! ?

Wonderful connotation of lovers (2) 1, Q: How many times does the goddess take a bath a day?

A: See how many times I talk to her a day.

2. Man A: I can see it clearly. Girls nowadays are very realistic!

Man B: Girls are very realistic. Unrealistic girls look at their faces.

In the elevator, I met a beautiful woman dressed very coquettish. I was loquacious and asked, Beauty, are you looking for someone?

The beauty replied: delivery.

Now think about it, no, the beauty has nothing but a bag! ! !

4. At 2 o'clock in the morning, I saw a woman wearing mink, so I dragged her to the alley: Take off your clothes!

That woman is very calm: Brother, it's a little cold. Take off your pants without taking off your clothes, okay?

I was unhappy at that time: no! What I want is your mink coat!

There was a girl crying in the corner in the class, so I comforted her.

She said that she was a junior and had no boyfriend, and then she cried even harder.

I said:? I guess you are very demanding, right?

She nodded:? Maybe. ?

I said:? Be careful to be a bachelor for life. It's too demanding. Actually, I have liked you for three years. Look at that. . . Me. . ?

She burst into tears at once and smiled: Haha, I think it's good to be single! ?

Wonderful connotation of lovers (3) 1. Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. I asked her why.

She didn't speak, took out an onion and peeled it layer by layer. Her eyes were full of tears.

I'm sorry to see this, too: you mean, I haven't understood your inner world after all this time?

She choked and said, no, I mean, I love to tear onions! ! ?

2. Dating a sister, we met face to face in the street, and I saw her eyes slightly closed and her mouth slightly open. . . I'm hesitating to kiss it. . .

Anyway, my sister sneezed really hard, so I hurried to wash my face. . .

What are you most afraid of when you enter your parents' house for the first time?

Positive solution: your future father-in-law stands up from the ground with a rag and says, Xiao X, come in, come in, sit down for a while, watch TV with her mother for a while, and I'll cook.

Last night, my buddies and I drank beer and ate kebabs at a roadside stall. A stranger came up and said, excuse me, brothers, I want to take some pictures of your table. ?

Before we knew it, he picked up his cell phone and pointed it at a table full of cigarettes and beer kebabs? Shuffle cards, shuffle cards? Took some photos and left a message? Thank you? Turn around and go.

I saw him fiddling with his mobile phone for a while not far away, and then shouted at it: Honey, have you received the photo? I'm really drinking and chatting with my buddies. I'll be back in a minute. ?

After that, he put away his cell phone, whistled and walked into a pink-lit barber shop next to him. . .

5. Patient:? Doctor, my man said he would be my warm man all his life, and now he is getting colder and colder to me. Is this an early symptom of freezing people?

Doctor. . .

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