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1. Even if the teacher talks about yarn, a top student can knit it into a sweater.

2. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, my speed of handing in the paper definitely stunned the top students.

3. Top students show off their grades, goddesses show off their selfies, tycoons show off their wealth, models show off their figures, and I show off my sunshine.

4. What top students write in one night, bad students finish in one morning reading.

5. The meaning of being a scumbag: one who wears beautiful clothes, eats well, gets free answers, and ranks among the bottom of the list of top students.

6. When a bad student gives a lecture to a bad student, that’s friendship; when a top student gives a lecture to a bad student, that’s love; when a bad student gives a lecture to a bad student, that’s love; when a top student gives a lecture to a top student, it’s love; Let’s talk about the topic, it’s almost time for the exam.

7. Give me a test paper about you, and I will tell you what it means to be a top student.

8. If I spend all my time studying eating, I will not only become a thin person, but also a top student.

9. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry.

10. I would like to have an academic master who will never leave me. He will take me to self-study, answer thousands of questions a day, review and answer questions, give me exam questions, sit next to me in the exam room, and help me get through. one.

11. Forgive me for attending the event dressed up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, writing furiously, just to help the top students get to the bottom.

12. "Turn off the foodie mode and turn on the academic mode" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

13. The god of learning is solving difficult problems, and the academic master is I'm doing my homework, and the bad student is doing my updates.

14. There is a kind of academic master called "other people's children".

15. For top academics, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school to make you end up in the same school as me.

16. What is a sense of security? It means that after completing the questions, a top student will read out the same answer as you.

17. The furthest distance in the world is when the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, the top student is reading Chapter 8, and I am still reading the table of contents.

18. I don’t know why, but I always feel that the food eaten in class tastes much better than usual.