Family version of funny jokes.

As long as you are at home, walk your dog every day. Dogs get excited every time they go downstairs. He can't help it, so he can only run after him. Dragged crazy by the dog yesterday, an old man sat on the side of the road. Grandpa took a look at us and said, fly a kite! ? Ha ha ha, isn't it funny? Life needs jokes. Today, let's take a look at the funny jokes of the family version!

The family version is funny (1) 1. I was supposed to wash the dishes. My niece said that my aunt asked my mother to do it.

My son was afraid that I would suffer, and he said loudly, no, let go of my mother, and the two of them started fighting.

Finally, my son succeeded in winning the right to wash the dishes for me!

The reporter asked Yang li Ping, who is in her fifties, whether she didn't want her children to dance.

She replied:? Some people live to carry on the family line, some enjoy it, some experience it, and some watch it. I am a bystander of life. I came to this world to see how a tree grows, how rivers flow, how white clouds float and how dew condenses. ?

? Can you be more specific?

? Can't be born. ?

3. My daughter came home from her first math exam and said to her mother in dismay. Mom, I can't get into the second book. ?

I came home from the English exam the next day and said to my mother with tears in my eyes. Mom, I can't get into three books. ?

The mother couldn't bear it, smiled and comforted her daughter: it doesn't matter, we can't get two or three books, so let's take one! ?

Family version of funny jokes (2) 1. An old couple were waiting for the bus, but they didn't come for a long time, so they lit a cigarette and just took a sip. The bus is coming!

The old woman began to complain: let you bear it, it's a waste of a cigarette. ?

The old man is in a hurry. This is a China cigarette. Two yuan each. You can't waste it. . .

So he started smoking, trying to finish before the bus arrived at the station. . .

The old woman looked at the car and encouraged him: one and a half cars left, one and a half cars left, one car left. . . ?

Grandma felt chest tightness after getting up early, so she went to the hospital in the town alone. The doctor made a list and asked her to go to the radiology department for chest X-ray examination. The red light suddenly went out while the inspection was being carried out.

The doctor said: There must be something wrong with the transformer. ?

After returning home, grandpa asked with concern: What did the doctor say about you?

Grandma replied in dismay:? The doctor said there might be something wrong with the transformer! ?

The 3.60-year-old grandmother bought a cheongsam that day.

I am very satisfied and generous, and my grandson agrees with me: grandma likes to be generous when buying clothes. ?

Aunt interface:? Is that because your grandmother can only use it? Generous? This adjective. ?

The family version of the funny joke (3) 1, the son in the shopping mall pointed to the poster of One Piece and asked his father:? Dad, what's this?

Dad replied:? This man is a pirate. His name is Wang. ?

2. I just got on the bus and saw a little girl, who was less than 5 years old by visual inspection.

Crying and crying, she said to her mother: mom, dad is not a good person. He hit me. Didn't you say that good men never hit women?

The father next to her immediately shouted: You are far from a woman! ?

3. A female colleague in the office has a little daughter who is over one year old. She often sticks to her, hugs her and kisses her.

At that time, she said to her daughter, "Don't do this. It seems that I know you very well. We have only known each other for more than a year. " ? =_=

4. When we were young, we all fought with our parents, and parents generally had a division of labor.

Dad is responsible for fighting, and mom is responsible for persuading! One is a good COP and the other is a bad COP!

But if mom calls, dad usually doesn't dare to persuade. Advise, it is possible that both father and son are dead!

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