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A Collection of Gu Long’s Wise Sayings - Part One

The wind blows and the flowers move, and the flowers fall.

No matter how many more flowers fall between heaven and earth, it is normal.

Flowers fall and people die, heaven and earth are ruthless.

Heaven and earth are inherently merciless. If there were any feelings, the sky would have been barren and the earth would have become old.

The prodigal sings three times, but only the hero.

A prodigal has no roots, a hero has no tears.

The prodigal sings three times, but not a sad song.

There are too many sad things in the world of mortals.

The prodigal son sings a song for you, and advises you not to shed tears.

If there is any injustice in the world, drink wine and chop off people's heads with a knife.

In the dead of night, when I woke up from a drunken state, I suddenly found that lying next to me was a person whose name I didn’t even know.

Have you ever tasted this?

Amid the cheers and applause, a person returned home, facing the dark window, hoping for dawn soon.

Have you ever thought about this feeling?

Tonight I was having a lot of fun, drinking and carnivaling, but I didn’t even know where I would be tomorrow, or even where I was drunk tonight.

Have you ever lived like this?

The willows are flying and the moon is waning in the morning breeze. Although this artistic conception is beautiful, it is so bleak and heartbreaking.

Are you willing to enjoy this kind of joy?

There are many kinds of people in this world. Some like to reminisce about the past, and some like to look forward to the future. However, some people believe that old times are not necessarily good times, and things in the future are not necessarily good. It's not something anyone could predict.

Only "now" is the most real, so you must grasp it well.

It’s not that this kind of person has nothing worth remembering, it’s just that they usually don’t want to think about it.

The past is like smoke, old dreams are hard to find, what is lost has been lost, what has been done wrong has been done wrong, a person should already learn from it, why bother thinking about it anymore?

What's the use of thinking about it again?

There are many seemingly complicated and secret things in this world, but they are often caused by a very simple reason.

That is love. Love can destroy everything and create everything.

Since life can be full of love, why do we have to work so hard to pursue love?

What is love?

Is it happiness?

Since ancient times, "rain" has been a synonym for sentimentality for poets.

In the rain, it is easy for people to think of some things they should not think about, and it can also make people forget to say some things they should not say.

Humans are very strange animals. No matter how much you love this kind of thing, if you face it every day, you will definitely become annoyed and tired of it after a long time. The passion for liking and loving will definitely subside and fade.

Since ancient times, hasn’t fear been the limit of pain?

The limit of pain is fear, so what is the limit of fear?

Could it be that you just don’t know?

Neither an empty man nor an empty sack can stand up.

How can a man win if he is as empty as an empty sack?

Empty means not empty, and not empty means empty.

Empty, life is empty.

People come out of emptiness and end up in emptiness.

Emptiness is the beginning and end of life.

So what if it’s empty?

So what if it’s not empty?

Why are ancient secret techniques always lost?

Are humans too selfish? Refuse to pass it on?

Or are humans too progressive? Are you so advanced that you don’t bother to learn these ancient secret techniques?

Usually people with special skills have strange tempers.

There is indeed a kind of person in the world. Although he is alive and human, his every move seems to be held by an invisible thread.

This kind of person has never lived a life of his own. Everything about him lives according to the wishes of others.

Such people have existed for thousands of years and will not disappear even after thousands of years.

In this world, everything will fade over time, including love, but "memories" will not fade, but will become stronger with time.

The thicker it is, the more painful it is. The deeper the pain, the thicker the memories.

Even though the memories are painful, people are willing to enjoy them.

Because no matter how deep the pain is, there is always a hint of sweetness.

Big trees attract the wind, people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of getting fat. If a person becomes famous, some inexplicable people will often come to you.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t want others to come looking for you, because this is a rule that has existed among Jianghu people for thousands of years.

If you make yourself famous because of other people's names, others will certainly come to you for your name. Of course they hope to make themselves famous because of your name.

——So what if you become famous? One day you will die because of your fame.

What’s wrong with being an unknown person?

What good is being famous?

As soon as a person is born, he begins to wait.

Waiting for an end.

The end of a death.

If death is the end, is birth the beginning?

Death is neither scary nor sad.

The sad thing is that even though some people are alive, they are worse off than dead and alive. They just live in the abyss of pain without any consciousness.

A broken chrysanthemum is rolling in the wind and sand,

I don’t know where it came from,

I don’t know where it came from Where to be blown.

Aren’t all people in the world just like this broken chrysanthemum?

Who can predict their own destiny?

So, why do people feel sad and sigh over the fate of chrysanthemums?

If Chrysanthemum knew better, she would not complain.

Because it has had its glorious years,

has been praised and cherished by people.

"I love you", what a tacky three words.

But unless you have heard it, unless you have said it, you have no way of knowing how much helplessness is contained in these three words? How much bitterness and sorrow? How much sweetness? How much pain?

What a long and painful journey you must go through before you can say these three words.

After saying these three words, you must accept the unknown future. Is it sweet? Is it more painful? Is it helpless? Or more poignant?

Thousands of years ago, many people said these three words.

Thousands of years later, many people will still say these three words.

Whether you are speaking or listening, you can only understand the helplessness of these three words through personal experience.

Are trees sad?

Even though trees are sad, they are not understood by people.

Trees grow in the same place from beginning to end, until they grow old and die. Unless someone transplants it, the tree will grow in the same place from beginning to end.

But people are different. People can run around, eat what they like, play what they like, and do what they like.

Although some people are always doing things they don’t want to do and eating things they don’t like, at least they can still move and walk.

What about the trees?

If it doesn’t like the sunshine here, can it hide by itself?

If it doesn’t like the soil here, can it find a better piece of land?

No.

So from a human perspective, trees are sad and worthy of sympathy.

The mother was pregnant for ten months, the baby fell to the ground, and she worked hard to raise it. All the pain and suffering were compensated and satisfied in the child's first "Mother".

The past is like smoke, and old dreams are hard to find.

What has been lost has been lost, and what has been done wrong has been done wrong. A person should already learn from it, so why should he think about it again?

What's the use of thinking about it again?

This sentence is correct.

But the person who said this must have been wearing warm clothes, eating well, drinking well, and living in peace since childhood.

This kind of person will certainly feel that "the past is like smoke and old dreams are hard to find", because what he has experienced is usually small dissatisfaction, small setbacks, and small emotional episodes. .

That’s why they feel that what they lost has already been lost and what they did wrong has been done wrong. What’s the use of thinking about it again?

What is memory?

What is the past?

What is unforgettable?

Have you ever composed a love song that is unforgettable to you?

Have you ever experienced a time when life was worse than death? After today, you don’t know where you will be tomorrow?

If you have ever had these experiences, then you must know whether the past can be said to be lost and just let it be lost.

There is a kind of person in this world who always lives in memories.

Although such people are wrong, they are worthy of forgiveness because their past is too unforgettable.

What are feelings?

Feelings are really a strange thing.

The more you want to cherish and get some feelings, the faster they disappear and the farther away they are from you.

The more you want to forget some feelings, the more they bite you like maggots attached to your bones. The longer the time goes by, the deeper they bite. At the beginning, you will feel unbearable pain, but as time goes by, you will forget what pain is because you are already living in pain.

Some people seem to be very strong and indifferent, and they are indifferent and indifferent to everything and everyone.

This kind of person is not heartless, but for some unknown reason, he has to bury his feelings in his heart and bones.

This kind of person's feelings must be very dedicated, crazy, strong, and even scary, because his feelings will definitely overwhelm the other person, and some of them may very well destroy the other person.

But the feelings of such people are often ruined by themselves.

——Gu Long and Ding Qing's "Raging Sword and Wild Flowers"

Man's greatest enemy is himself; the most terrifying enemy is his friend.

If you gain something, you also lose something.

Isn’t it painful if a person is awake too much?

There are always two kinds of people in this world. The purpose of a human life is not to exist, but to burn. Only by burning can there be light, even if it is only for a moment.

The other kind of person can only watch others burn and let other people's light shine on them.

Who is a smart person?

If you are an "ordinary" person, you must be living a very happy life.

Ordinary, God has given us this right since the beginning of the world, but we ignore it and don't want it.

Some people are like shooting stars. Even if they meet for a moment, dazzling sparks will burst out.

What is true loneliness? Being alone, with no one to drink and chat with, is terribly lonely. No one knows what's on my mind. Although I have a lot of friends, I don't have anyone to confide in. It's terribly lonely.

This is not loneliness, this is just that you feel lonely.

True loneliness is an emptiness that goes deep into your bones, an emptiness that drives you crazy. Even amidst the cheers, one can feel the emptiness, melancholy and frustration inside.

Drunk words are often the truth, but it’s a pity that the world doesn’t like to hear the truth.

A person does not live for himself. There are many people in this world who live for others. If you have already shouldered a burden, don't put it down casually.

Friends are regardless of high or low status, or professional level. A friend is a friend, and a friend is someone who brings a little warmth to his heart when he thinks of him when the weather is cold.

Friends are like a glass of wine, they can make people intoxicated, confused and wrong. One thing is undeniable, the people who can make you sad, miserable and regretful are usually your friends.

——Gu Long and Ding Qing's "The Style of the Sword"

Isn't hunger one of the ways to end life?

However, it is not the most cruel one.

Isn’t that the most cruel, effective, horrific and primitive way to end one’s life since ancient times?

People kill people, and people kill everything. Isn’t it the fastest way?

There are indeed many things in the world like this. As long as people think you did one thing wrong, then in the future, even if you are right, they will think you are wrong. Even if you have a hundred people, it will be difficult to explain.

The feelings you give are like the water that is poured out. It can only be stopped but can never be taken back.

The reason why people suffer is because humans are animals with emotions.

You only experience real pain when you truly fall in love with someone.

——This is one of the greatest tragedies of mankind.

Why do people always fail to cherish the feelings they have received, but regret it after losing them?

——This kind of pain is the oldest and most profound pain of mankind.

There is something that must be said between men and women.

If you don’t say it, how will others know? Will you understand?

A swordsman's sword is sometimes like money, almost exactly the same in some aspects.

Whether a swordsman has a sword in his hand is like whether a person has money in his hand, it can often change everything about them.

If a swordsman does not have a sword in his hand, if there is no money around him, or if there is no rice in a rice bag, he will not be able to stand up.

If someone says that there is only one true love and there is no first time, then even if what he said is a famous saying, it is not the truth.

Because love will deteriorate, turning into friendship, family affection, dependence, and even hatred.

Love and hate are in the same thought.

It will change and it will be forgotten.

After the first love fades and is forgotten, there will often be a second love, and the second time will often become as true, as deep, as sweet, and as the first time. pain.

Love does not distinguish between young and old.

Although young people dare to love, hate, and are enthusiastic and energetic, older people will also be confused by love and let love go to their heads.

Even more "sincerity" to love than young people.

Love sincerely, love without risking your life, but unfortunately this "sincerity" of the elderly is often taken advantage of, sometimes even by themselves.

Nosy people are usually people who are not afraid of trouble.

Everyone has a home, whether it is a "good" home or a "bad" home, whether it is a "poor" home or a "rich" home, whether it is a splendid home , or a home with broken walls and tiles, home is home.

A doghouse is also a home.

Having a home means warmth.

Home is the best place for you to escape reality, and it is also the best place to cry when you have been wronged outside.

Home is also a place where you can do anything at any time. For example, there are certain places on the human body that may itch at any time, but you cannot scratch them at any time.

You don’t have these scruples at home.

Except when elders or outsiders are around.

In some ways, aren’t prodigal sons and orphans very similar?

They are all fallen leaves in the wind and duckweeds in the water. I don’t know where they came from or where they are going? They are all just passers-by in life.

I am a passer-by, not a returnee.

Returning people are like arrows, and passers-by are floating.

The sound of horse hooves.

What a beautiful mistake.

I am not a returnee, but a passerby.

A lonely young woman sat alone under the wind chime, waiting for the return of the distant person she missed. Her mood was so desolate and lonely.

In this case, every sound will bring her endless fantasies and hopes, making her feel that she has returned home, her longing has ended, and her loneliness is far away.

When her hopes and fantasies are shattered, although she will feel sad and painful, that short period of hope is still beautiful after all.

That's why the poet said: "This is a beautiful mistake."

If you wait until there is no hope, that is the real sadness .

In some respects, aren’t the young woman leaning on the window looking forward to returning home and the wandering prodigal son also very imaginary?

Hasn’t darkness been the source of fear since ancient times? !

The great knights, celebrities, and heroes in the arena did not live as comfortably as in the legends. Like ordinary people, they have to live, eat, play, drink and spend money.

With no income, how can you spend it?

These knight-errant celebrities couldn't steal or rob, so some people began to "part-time jobs".

The best in the part-time industry are of course "professional killers".

Among all human professions, the oldest and most helpless profession is killer, and it is also the most primitive profession for men.

Although killers earn a lot of money, most of them are tragic figures because they may die anytime and anywhere when they are "going on missions", and they have to live in anonymity. Life.

Sometimes the task you receive is to assassinate your relatives. At that time, not only can you not hesitate, but you can't even frown.

The killer must not only disown all his relatives, but also must be ruthless and ruthless. There must be no personal love between children and family relationships.

Ruthless, ruthless, cold-blooded and nameless, these are the necessary conditions for a killer, and more importantly, he must be selfless.

Without your own time, without your own interests, without your own grievances, without your own love and hate, everything that belongs to you must be severed.

The more important point is that there is no chance to "exit" in the killer profession. Once you step in, you will not rest until you die.

If you want to wait until you have made enough money and then quit, it is absolutely impossible. Even if your enemies don't kill you, your colleagues will definitely chase you and chase you completely. Until you can't tell the secret - There are probably only dead people in this world who can't tell the secret.

There is another possibility, that is, others may let you go when they think you are unlikely to pose a threat to them.

Fate often causes people to encounter some strange things that no one can predict.

Fate often puts people into some sad and ridiculous situation, leaving people with no choice at all.

Fate more often makes some people who should never be together meet, and makes some people who should not be able to break up part.

But a truly courageous person will never give in to fate.

They have already learned to endure in difficult situations and endure in adversity. As long as they have the opportunity, they will stand up and continue to struggle.

As long as they are not dead, they will look up.

Being an ordinary person is neither sad nor shameful.

It is really sad that an ordinary person must do something he shouldn't do.

No matter who you are, you will always encounter some sudden changes in your life. Just like other things, these changes are good, bad, and some are exciting. Some are sad and decadent.

In terms of emotions, love is sudden, and so is hatred.

In terms of life, there are often things that will change a person's life.

Whether these changes are good or bad, they all have one thing in common - in the process of change, something usually happens that people will never forget.

A person’s internal changes and aging are inherently invisible to anyone—not even yourself.

The real change and aging is in the human heart.

A person is really aging only when he feels that he is aging in his heart.

Light, just like darkness, always comes suddenly. No one knows when it will come, but you must have faith and believe that it will come sooner or later.

People's thoughts are all decided in an instant. From ancient times, who can know in advance what they want to do? What actions will you make at the next moment?

After the death of princes and nobles throughout the ages, they were usually buried with jewels and gold, and then buried with his most heroic and loyal guards to guard his jewels and soul.

Of course he himself would not know how stupid his approach was.

Because he is dead.

Take it one day at a time. If you have something to eat today, eat more. If you have something to drink today, drink more. As for "tomorrow", that is tomorrow.

Today you are eating, drinking and having fun in a luxurious restaurant, but tomorrow you may be dead in the gutter; today you are a passionate lover among the powder, and tomorrow you may be a drunkard kicked out of the door; today He is a spendthrift man, but tomorrow he may be a poor man lurking in the corner of the house.

The world is constantly changing, and who can know what their "tomorrow" will be like?

Therefore, as a human being, you should cherish the "now" and grasp the "now" well. Only the "now" is the most real.

Don’t wait until you lose it before you regret it. Why didn’t you cherish that “past”?

It is human nature to spread rumors.

"The psychology of sour grapes" is the patent of some people, which is why there are so many right and wrong, grudges and grudges in this world.

As a prodigal, as a person who often lives in danger, struggle, and swords, "home" is a very distant mirage.

Although they sometimes dream about "home life" at midnight, they usually do not dare to live this kind of life.

Because although "family life" will make people feel happy and joyful, it will erase their "strange instincts".

Many people in the world are like beasts, with a strange instinct that always seems to smell danger.

Although they didn't see anything or hear anything, when danger came, they could always miraculously avoid it in the moment before.

If such a person becomes an official, he must be a famous minister; if he fights a war, he must be a victorious general; if he joins the world, he must be an unparalleled hero who dominates the world. .

Guan Zhong and Zhuge Liang are such people, so they can be prepared for danger in times of peace and govern the country and bring peace to the world.

Li Jing, Han Xin, and Yue Fei are also such people, so they can win thousands of miles, be invincible in battles, and conquer all attacks.

The meaning of heroes is often coldness, cruelty, loneliness and ruthlessness.

Someone once defined a hero, that is: murderous as grass, gambling as crazy, drunk as thirsty, lustful as life!

Of course, this is not absolute.

But no matter which kind of hero you are, one thing may be the same, that is, it is not an easy task to be a hero no matter what kind of hero you are.

There are only two things in the world that make people age most easily, and that is hatred and love.

Love can make people ecstasy, but hatred can make people ache until they die.

Father's love and mother's love are different. The father must see the child leave the mother's body and come to the world before he can love him. From the first time he sees the child, the father begins to love him. Love, the love between father and son, is a love of learning.

Maternal love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day the baby is formed in the mother's body, the mother has a very special feeling, which soon turns into love.

Before a baby is born, he already has his mother’s loving attention. Mother’s love is innate, but father’s love is slowly cultivated.

Do you know that there are many women in the world who initially wish to die after being raped, but after they confirm that they are pregnant, they give up the idea of ??suicide and hope to give birth to a child? , for what?

Motherly love?

Yes. No matter how the child came about, pregnancy will make a woman have that great innate maternal love, and also turn hatred into love.

Why be sentimental? Why be infatuated?

If the flowers are sentimental, they will wither early.

If a person is passionate, he will be haggard, haggard...

Why should he be haggard when he is at the end of the world?

When wine goes into a golden bottle, why not get drunk?

It is better to watch others in pairs while drunk,

than to shed tears of lovesickness when no one is around...

No matter how ruthless the flowers and trees are, they will wither sooner or later.

A heartless person will eventually become haggard.

If people are heartless, what’s the point of living?

Even if you secretly shed tears of lovesickness in a deserted place,

it will still be shed many times more than if you shed no tears at all.

——Gu Long and Ding Qing, "The Sound of Knives in the Border Town"

Everyone feels hesitant sometimes, and hesitation is not terrible. What is terrible is not doing anything in hesitation. Make a choice, because once you make a decision, you will no longer hesitate and will act in the chosen direction.

People are like this. When they have to see the truth, they will find that there was a loophole in front of them, but they could not see it before.

——Gu Long and Shen Suimei's "White Jade Carved Dragon"

The more interesting something is, the less you can do too much, otherwise it will become very boring.

People who rarely speak usually have more weight in what they say.

The old man’s life is short, and he has already enjoyed most of the things that a person should enjoy.

There are not many things he can enjoy now.

Strangely, the older people are, the more they fear death.

When a person refuses to admit that he is scared, that is when he is scared to death.

What is Served by the Sword? The knife is the person, and the person is the knife. There is no difference between the person and the knife. The knife feels the murderous nature of the human being, and the human being is endowed with the violent nature of the knife.

Human beings become The slave of the knife, the knife becomes the soul of man.

What is a sword?

The knife is me, and I am still me.

The knife is an extension of the human arm, an entity manifested by the will in the heart. Therefore, if I want to destroy something in my heart, no matter how much it is destroyed, the knife can do it for me. .

People are the soul of the knife, and the knife is the slave of people.

These two artistic conceptions represent two realms of attainment. Everyone can see the distinction between superior and inferior, but there is one thing that is difficult for others to understand.

That is, there is an inseparable relationship between people and swords.

Knives are murderous weapons. Even if people are not vicious, they will still be infected to some extent.

Although the knife itself is dead, it can have an invisible influence on the person holding it. This influence sometimes becomes a concrete feeling, like a burning piece of wood. Red iron, if you get close to it, you will feel the heat. If you hold it, your skin will be burned to death.

The most unreliable word in the world is a woman’s age.

When I was young, I wanted to be more mature, so I had to report myself as one or two years older; when she really matured, but I was afraid that I would grow old too quickly, so I had to report myself as one or two years younger; in a few years, when she has really aged. Even more years were underreported, until she herself couldn't figure out how old she was.

Swearing is a pleasant thing, but if the other party ignores it at all, it becomes very boring.

Goodbye often means that it is best not to see you again.

A person’s habits are often known to others, but he is the only one who does not know them.

——"Full Moon Scimitar" by Gu Long and Sima Ziyan

If a girl has feelings for a boy, even the fog in the world will hide it Can't live.

Girls are very strange animals. Even if she has no real feelings for you before, if you have got her, she is yours.

The words spoken by people who are gangsters are like nails on the wall, one nail at a time, and they will never change.

The biggest difference between love and hate is that love can make people look forward to the future and be full of hope for the future.

Hate can only make people think of those painful past events.

——Gu Long's "Never Bow" (Gunfight Novel)

People who have received love always hope that others will also be happy.

Human psychology is indeed very strange sometimes. There is often a sudden feeling that foreshadows something that one cares most about. This is something that no one can explain.

This is the weakness of human thought. When he is at a loss, as long as there is an idea that is close to the truth, no matter whether the idea is correct or not, he will stubbornly believe that it is not true. suspect.

This is like a person who doesn't know how to swim and falls into the water. When struggling, as long as he grabs something, he doesn't care whether the thing can save his life or not. Can't let go.

Any arrogant person's jealousy is definitely stronger than that of ordinary people. He can never tolerate anyone who is better than himself in any way.

——Gu Long's "Sword of the Sky"

This is what is worthy of sorrow and praise of human nature. No matter what the situation, people always treat the people they love , can never be forgotten.

A man should not ask for anything from anyone unless you have enough strength to repay others.

People’s likes and dislikes are originally based on their instincts rather than rational judgments. The nature of likes and dislikes and grudges are also completely different, because grudges The judgment is entirely based on reason, and the relationship, although subtle, can be explained.

It should be noted that when people suppress their emotions, their emotions will flow out unconsciously. By the time they realize it, this emotion has already swallowed them up like a flood.

The biggest difference between a brave man and a coward is that the courage of a brave man will never be revealed except when necessary, while the courage of a coward will be shown when courage is most needed. time, but disappeared.

It’s strange that people who are used to giving orders always like to deliberately seek other people’s opinions, but they never give people any choice.

Since ancient times, death has been the only option in times of hardship. No wonder those heroes who threw their heads, spilled their blood, and ignored their own life and death can be passed down in history and their names will last forever.

There is a certain distance between real life and the stories in the book. Although the stories are beautiful, there are many sad things in real life.

She opened her eyes, feeling a little cold but also a little warm. She raised her head -

She saw him.

He felt her body move and knew she was awake. He lowered his head——

Then he also saw her.

The feeling of this glimpse is something that all poets and poets throughout the ages have tried their best to chant, but failed to chant.

Because there is no language or writing in the world that can describe the subtlety of this glimpse.

It is the maturation of unfamiliar feelings, the accommodation of separated feelings, the return of confused feelings -

It is like stepping through iron shoes and finding no place suddenly. Finding what I was looking for was like a ship lost in the fog that suddenly found its sailing direction.

——Gu Long's "Evil in the Moon and Stars"

This is the potential despicable character of human beings. They can see the faults of others far more clearly than themselves.

There are many ways in the world to make people feel good about themselves, but there is no doubt that money is always the most effective one.

——Gu Long's "The Sword of the Concubine Xiang"

Every major event may appear to be vigorous and upright on the surface, but secretly, there are many conspiracies. The deeds, the cunning tricks, the bitter blood and tears, but if you don’t deeply understand and explore, it will be difficult for you to detect them.

Although waiting is anxious, it is also a very beautiful thing. Without anxious waiting, how can there be the happiness of meeting each other?

A person