6 16 comic sketch script

The language of our motherland is rich and colorful.

B: Yes!

A: The language of our motherland is infinite.

B: Yes!

A: In terms of language, we are better than Fang.

How?

A: One is a doctoral student in a university, and the other is a repeat student in senior one.

B: What kind of metaphor is this? ..... very good, very good. Then I will ask you for advice.

A: (proudly) You're welcome!

Look at the way she pretends ... Okay, listen-

(C and D run onto the stage)

What are you two doing here?

C: (Dialect) We don't come up to make trouble. Do we listen to others, talk to people, or have a root language expert?

D: (Dialect) is still rooted in heaven. I know half of it, but I know everything on the ground. Where's Dr. Effin?

CD: (Dialect) Let's ask Zini about the language.

Two children, pay attention to your language.

CD: Mandarin?

Answer: "Write standard words and speak Mandarin" is written on the wall over there in your school. Don't you see, two children?

CD: (dialect) Bury! Really, like a linguist!

A: The language used by the two children just now is called dialect.

CD: (Color Mandarin) Ha, straight back, we only speak straight root Mandarin, not Eggen dialect.

A: It is called "Color Mandarin" and "Majie Mandarin".

B: (Dialect) You two really showed our jokes to deep-rooted linguists. ..... (Putonghua) This is called "colored Putonghua". As we all know, don't be complacent!

A: "As we all know, we are complacent". This is called an idiom.

Are you a language expert?

A: Yes.

You're a language expert?

A: That's right!

C: OK, listen to this-(hani language) "Red River People's Broadcasting Station, just now Coro Coroni rang, not Beijing time, but the microphone ..." What are you talking about!

CD: (hani language) "Sazhi Haaramo Des, Ai Cao Hai Wa Zuo."

A: hani language of the Hani nationality. This is a beautiful campus, where I study and study.

CD: pull it! Be honest. Pull it! Hello! Speak dialect again!

A: Well, let's compare and see who uses idioms most appropriately and skillfully.

BCD: By contrast, I am not afraid that you are a language expert!

On National Day, there were seven floors and a small garden-a sea of people.

B: When the new millennium comes-snowflakes are fluttering and wahoo trees are blooming.

C: Wuyi Road and Renmin Road-they are full of colorful lights.

D: Look at old yangshan again-

ABC: How about it?

D: Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and look at a pile of shit from a distance!

ABC: Hey, what idiom!

A: I am a slim, dignified and delicate person.

BCD: Bah! What a peacock!

B: Let's just say that I am a man with a nose, eyes and fine features.

C: Nonsense, the nose is the eyes, and the eyes are the nose.

ACD: Monster!

C: Let's just say that I am slim and outstanding, and I sing like a singer.

Toad!

What toad? It's Martha!

Hi!

C: I'm a good dancer. I dance like-

Broadcast gymnastics!

C: What broadcast gymnastics! It is as proud as a peacock!

No shame.

A: When I entered Gejiu No.2 Middle School, the campus was clean and tidy, and four big characters were written on the green lawn: Self-improvement.

BCD: OK!

B: Teachers-tireless and conscientious.

In the classroom-sometimes it's quiet, sometimes the books are loud.

D: When class is over-Wan Vae and Pan Bingbing sometimes chase and fight, and sometimes cry wolf.

ABC: Hey, this is too much!

The teacher said that my composition was well organized.

The teacher said my composition was very creative.

C: The teacher said mine.

Composition-gold does not change.

Ab: Hey, don't change any gold, don't look for nothing!

The teacher said my composition (crying) ...

Well, son, why are you crying?

The teacher said my composition was incoherent.

ABC: Anything else?

D: make it up.

ABC: Anything else?

D: the bull's head is not the horse's mouth.

ABC: Hi!

A: Children, don't be sad! Don't you think, what is our relationship?

BC: What's the relationship?

A: Half a catty, heartless. ...

BC: Hi! Look at this idiom, it's a language expert!

It should be said that we are United and friendly. ...

ACD: Yes!

Love is just a word-

ACD: Which word?

Rukawa Kaede, the legendary swordsman!

ACD: Cough! This is not the place to follow!

We help each other. ...

BCD: Yes!

A: The two of us-

BCD: How about it?

A: The moon is dark and windy, and the night is quiet. ...

BCD: Huh?

A: Yes ... Yes. ...

BCD: What's this?

Answer: (singing): "On a dark night, the lid of a cellar was stolen ..."

BCD: "Catch a thief! Catch a thief! "

BCD: Hi! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\