How to prove that you can't learn English well in one sentence?

Example 1. The leader said: whoever gets up early tomorrow will be called! I quickly translated.

Whoever gets up early tomorrow morning will be called! Hearing this, the foreigner gave a thumbs up. You're amazing. You are the worst English translator I have seen in more than ten years!

Example 2. An international student from China saw two cars in front of him collide head-on. The traffic police had to question the foreign student because the driver of the previous car was dead. Tell me what happened before. The foreign student said: Sorry, I can't speak English well! The police are angry, don't call me back to the police station!

When the international students saw the bad situation, they had a brainwave. He said: one car will come and one car will go.

Two cars collided and one person died.

The policeman said: Your boy's English is good!

Example 3. The teacher asked me to translate "study hard and make progress every day" in English.

Study hard and make progress every day.

Example 4. teach you a lesson teach you a lesson

Example 5. A sea of people. huge crowds of people

These five paragraphs fully show that the speaker's English is poor!

1. My husband glanced at the English book I was reading and asked, "What does that mean?"

After searching for a long time, I originally asked Hugh [Laugh and Cry] [Laugh and Cry].

2. Tell jokes to your husband:

English test, listening and speaking part of Xueba

Dialogue 1: Shirts