Ask a cold joke. The more different the better.

One day, a man came to a coffee shop and asked the waiter, "Excuse me, do you have any iced coffee?" The waiter replied, "No."The next day, he came again. Same question, same answer. He went for six days in a row Until the seventh day, iced coffee was finally available. I heard the man say, "Please heat it for me." Attendant: "..."

One day, God said to three people, "Whoever dies the worst can be reincarnated." The deceased A said, "I used to be a construction cleaner. One day, I was cleaning the window on the 24th floor and accidentally fell down. Fortunately, I grabbed the railing of 18 floor, but a hand immediately pulled my hand away. That's not all. Another refrigerator hit me. This is a tragedy. " B said, "I used to be a thief and went into the 18 floor to steal things. I turn left and right. Suddenly, the master came back, and I quickly hid in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, the master found me and threw me away with the refrigerator. Hey. " C said, "I am the owner of 18. One day, I came home and found my house in a mess, so I suspected that a thief had come. I came to the kitchen and found a hand on the railing. I thought it was a thief's hand, so I pulled it off. Afraid that he was not dead, he threw a refrigerator down. After a while, I heard two screams ... "

Hehe, I created it myself, I hope you can be satisfied.