Who can tell me some jokes, myths and two-part allegorical sayings?

Today, I read a joke about Shui Mu's baldness. When I think of this time the year before last, I seem to be a bald figure wandering around the campus. I took this figure to visit Wutai Mountain. But in the end, I didn't get the care of the master, and because there was too much love destined by the world, I lost my head and finally lost my trace. I thought the preface was for reprinting, but I didn't seem to get the author's permission. . .

It is difficult to be sunny on June 5.

Looking at more and more hair dyeing families on campus, I can't help but want to shave his head and correct the campus atmosphere.

Well, to be honest, it seems that my hair has been flowing since I was a child except for the full moon, so it is very tempting for me to shave my head.

It seems that college students should be cool and cruel. I walked towards the barber shop.

There are still a few people waiting inside. The boss said, "Do you want a crew cut for such short hair?

I said, "No, Ricoh."

The boss smiled and said to the others, "Give priority to the haircut, just five minutes."

Ten minutes later, I left the barber shop, my scalp was free and I felt tingling. I feel like a person who has something to do with

Shang, I thought I might have been a monk in my last life.

Back in the dormitory, roommates were surprised. After laughing wildly, everyone couldn't help touching it and said, "Well, the texture is quite good!

Shit! Use my head as a rag? If anyone touches my head, I'll turn my face!

June 10, sunny, nothing new.

I've been a little depressed recently. ...

It is normal that I didn't go to class this afternoon. Some people don't go to every class, and I'm not the first.

But I didn't expect that after half a class, the teacher looked around the classroom and said that someone seemed to play truant today.

Everyone shouted below, here we are, that's enough. The teacher said slowly, what about the bald head I remember you guys.

There is a bald man in the class. He didn't come today?

When my classmates told me this, my heart was very sour. It seems that I will never miss class again ... I want to cry.

June 1 1

Would you please stop the sunshine? - .

Because of yesterday's class, I went to every class today, but new problems appeared again.

For example, as soon as I dozed off, the teacher's "caring" eyes passed through dozens of people and immediately came over: Have the bald students slept enough?

I had to raise my eyelids and look at him.

Teachers in the foreign languages department don't know us very well. Usually, they will look at the list as if they had won the lottery. It depends on one's luck to choose who is unlucky. Now, the teacher doesn't even look at the roster, so he says, it's really bad luck for you to ask that bald classmate ...

June 13

Give it a cloudy day

I decided not to answer the teacher's constant questions.

The teacher seems to be quite good today, at least fair. I didn't just nod. I'm relieved to look through the roster. "Please answer my question, Li."

You are lucky, you can also order me! However, I still didn't want to answer and didn't reply.

"Is Li there?" The teacher shouted again, and my heart was a little hairy.

"He didn't come!" I gave a cry and my classmates looked at me with admiration.

Why didn't you come? "

"I'm sick." Water under the bridge. We must grit our teeth and stick to it.

"Then why don't you ask for leave? Tell him to come to my office this afternoon. "

"all right." I'm considering who can help me.

"Then, please ask your bald classmate to answer my question just now." The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher was laughed a little inexplicably.

I have never done anything bad to kill or set fire to. Why didn't anyone give me a hard time?

I won't. "I crustily skin of head stood up, just fight to the end.

"So simple can't? Come to my office with Li this afternoon. "I don't want to live!

June 18

Give it some rain

Finally, I succeeded in persuading two other people to cut their bald heads. There are three bald heads in our class, and my nightmare is shared by two-thirds of people.

I am very grateful to them and regard them as bosom friends, so I sat with them in English class today. My bald head lit up half the sky and the teacher's eyes.

The three of us were absent-mindedly listening to the class when the English teacher said, please stand up for the second bald classmate in the second row.

I looked around, made clear my geographical position, and stood up reluctantly.

"1: 58 How to express it in English?" The teacher smiled and didn't know what he was laughing at.

It's simple, I blurted out, two to two. (baldness)

Then, the whole classroom laughed! Oh, my God, it's on again!

Friends, remember my lesson, don't cut your hair!