A speechless riddle.

1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (what a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

4. What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: rubber (poor rubber)

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand (not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

7. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)

9. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer:? What if? about

10, a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the ice sea, and what became after being fished out? Answer: betel nut

1 1. Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: because the person they hit is called? Mahjong?

12. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will? Flash?

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because we don't know each other very well.

14, a fat man jumped off a tall building. What turned out to be? Answer: Fatty.

15, 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence (1 Don't do it, 2 keep)

16, how to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence.

17, how much is Xiaobai plus Xiaobai? Answer: White rabbits (two)

18. Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

19, chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

20. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

2 1. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

22. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

23. What brand of car hates being touched by others? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

24. Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

25. There are ABCD...26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

26. What is the name of the son of the wind? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

27. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

28. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29. Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

30. What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

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