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***60 excerpts from Water Margin, each 200 words long

Excerpts from Water Margin (1)

But it is said that Lu Zhishen came to Liyu and retreated to the inner room, settled his luggage, leaned on his Zen staff, and hung up his sword. All the Taoist farmers came to pay homage, but there was only one key to complete the delivery. The two monks said goodbye to the old abbot, the old monk, and returned to the temple. Let's say that Zhishen went out to the vegetable garden and looked east and west at the garden.

I saw these twenty or thirty rogues, holding some fruit boxes and wine gifts. They all laughed and said, "I heard that the monk is the new abbot, and all our neighbors are here to celebrate." Not knowing what the plan was, he walked straight to the dung cellar. The gang of thugs moved forward together, one to grab the left foot, the other to grab the right foot, hoping to pick up Qiao Sui. Exactly: there is a leisurely garden in a surrounding area, with a small battlefield lined up in front of it.

Excerpts from Water Margin (Part 2)

The Taiwei shouted: "Lin Chong, you have no call, how dare you enter the White Tiger Festival Hall? Do you know the law? Your hand With a knife in his hand, could it be that he came to assassinate the official? Someone told me that you must have evil intentions when you waited in front of the house with a knife two or three days ago." Lin Chong bowed and said, "I have received two blessings from you. The captain called Lin Chong to show his sword. "Where is Chengju?" Lin Chong said, "The two of them have already thrown themselves into the hall." The captain said, "What nonsense! You dare to enter the palace." Go to my hall! Come and capture this guy with me!"

Before he could finish talking, more than twenty people walked out of the side room and pushed Lin Chong down, just like a eagle chasing a purple swallow. The tiger eats the lamb. Lieutenant Gao said angrily: "Since you are the leader of the imperial army, you don't know the law yet. Why do you enter the festival hall with a sharp knife in your hand and want to kill me?" He ordered the people around to push Lin Chong down. He didn't know whether his life would be saved.

Excerpts from Water Margin (Part 3)

Let us say that this time King Duan came to have a banquet in the palace of the king, Du Wei. Accompany each other. After several glasses of wine and two sets of food, the king stood up to wash his hands. He occasionally came to the academy to rest for a while, and suddenly saw a pair of paperweight lions made of crushed mutton-fat jade on the desk. They were extremely well-made, delicate and exquisite. King Duan picked up the lion, looked at it and said, "Okay!"

Seeing that King Duan loved it, Captain Wang Duan said, "There is another jade dragon penholder, also made by this craftsman. "But it's not in hand. I'll take it out tomorrow and send it to you." King Duan said with great joy, "Thank you very much for your kindness. I think that penholder will be even better." Wang Duwei said, "Take it out tomorrow and send it to the palace." See you." King Duan thanked him again. The two of them continued to sit at the table, drinking and feasting until dusk, and then dispersed when they were completely drunk. King Duan said goodbye and returned to the palace.