Dota, Xiaoye is not crazy, Kuangshi. Does anyone have a text version of the jokes he usually tells?

I have two favorite jokes:

1: Dota is a game for ten people. You have to understand the sense of responsibility. Every move you make will affect others. Just like in reality, you belong to yourself, but you do not belong to yourself, because we all have too many bonds and cannot do whatever we want, such as your parents, your friends, the people you love and the people who love you. Don't think that these are all burdens in life. It is precisely because of these that your life is rich and wonderful enough. The state in which one person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry seems to be free and easy, but behind the free and easy life is deep loneliness and paleness. (From the Seventeenth Egg

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2: Life is colorful, complex and ever-changing. We make a lot of decisions and do a lot of things. It’s really... It's hard to tell what's right or wrong. I don't know how I will go in the future, nor how far I can go. There will always be people who point out the path I have chosen. Even if I kneel down or lie down, I have to go on. (from Kuangshi Lai New Year

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These two are my favorite~~