Degang Guo Year of the Ox Crosstalk

Joke is the abbreviation of a story or joke. It expresses feelings through the implied meaning in sentences and adds vitality to your restless life. Today, I selected the most popular cross talk segment in the Year of the Ox in Degang Guo this year. I believe you will like it!

20 17 the latest crosstalk in the year of the ox in Degang Guo.

English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic all speak foreign languages, but swearing at the Eight-Power Alliance is different.

Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

Little girl, give me a smile. If you don't laugh, I'll give you a smile.

Have you ever seen a gangster with a crayon tattoo?

If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

This guy robbed a bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Two news, one good news and one bad news. Which do you want to listen to first? Not good. ? The bad news is that we are lost! Can only eat cow dung! ? What's the good news? The good news is that there is a lot of cow dung!

There was an opportunity to make money before me, but I didn't cherish it. The opportunity passed and I regretted it. If God gives me another chance, I hope to tell the village chief that I am willing to go. If there must be a limit on that salary, I hope it is yuan.

The house where I live is full of holes. When it rains, I feel miserable. It's raining outside, and it's raining outside. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the street.

English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic all speak foreign languages, but swearing at the Eight-Power Alliance is different.

20 17 Degang Guo's hottest crosstalk in the Year of the Ox.

The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Tired of walking, he sat here, and the dog sat here, one side tall, and everyone who came over wondered whose twin this was.

I want to buy a good car-Otto Otto? ! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school, he was named the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher comes, he asks me the inside story of the school?

I ordered shark fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and my name was Degang Guo.

Hey, why did you tear up the photo? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

I have money at home and drive a Cadillac. You can tell from the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany. Chug chug? Oh, three jumps. When you drive, half of Beijing emits black smoke, and the traffic police shout at you? Elder Sun, take the avatar away. ?

From today on, I will never eat lobster again.

This young man looks like an actor, covering his face?

As soon as Degang Guo arrived, he took a good job and built a chimney more than 70 meters high! Yu Qian is really good! Degang Guo got up early and worked hard to finish the work. When people come to check and accept, they will not give us money anyway! Is Yu Qian poor in quality? Degang Guo turned the drawing upside down and was asked to dig a well!

20 17 Degang Guo's most popular comic dialogue jokes in the Year of the Ox.

One tooth is still filling. Eat lotus root and put it in your eyes!

How can I describe his appearance to you? Have you ever seen baked sweet potatoes? Just baked. It's too hot in your hand. I accidentally failed to hold it and fell to the ground. What about over there? A child came running, wearing spikes, and stepped on this sweet potato. . His face is like this sweet potato.

At midnight, two gentlemen took to the street naked, only Jing Li was wearing a pair of glasses? If you wear another mask, it will be three points.

How beautiful these two nurses are! They are 1.7 meters tall, have sideburns and beards, and have wide palms to protect their hearts.

Yu Qian's father? Master Wang.

Li Jing has a cousin who can tiptoe under Li Xia in high heels. She looks poor. Her picture is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

Crosstalk is all made up, and the next paragraph is true.

We all drove back to Beijing. Mr. Yu is taller than us. He looked down on us when we were driving, so he rode back by himself.

You hit the monk after reading the Bible.