Han Han's jokes about complicated family relations

1A: I heard from Lu Jinbo that Han Han once declined Obama's invitation to meet him.

B: Bah! What a pity! I hate foreigners like Obama who maliciously hype Han Han's reputation! Lu Jinbo deserves to be a "teammate like a pig". I believe this rumor! ? Who is Obama? ! It is nothing more than a person who "pays the bill" for former George W. Bush! What does he have to "change, change"? ! Nothing more than a person who pursues "Huang Lao thought" and practices "quietism" to "save time"! How does our family Han Han know him? !

A: Then who do you think is qualified to meet our Han Han?

B: Speaking of "the significance of the times", it's Washington and Lincoln!

A: Washington is not the capital of the United States. Isn't Lincoln a car?

Editor-in-Chief: Han Han, in view of your recent negative news, we can't publish your manuscript.

Han Han: You are so unreasonable! This ..... I copied it all night. There is always hard work without credit, right?

Q: Why is Han Han in front of the camera completely different from Han Han in the blog?

A: It may be schizophrenia.

Moderator: Han Han, why can you quote the allusions in A Dream of Red Mansions if you haven't read them?

Han Han: Because I can do it, you can't.

Moderator: You haven't been to college. How can you write about college life?

Han Han: Because I can do it, you can't.

Moderator: You have never had hepatitis. Why can you write about the feelings of hepatitis patients?

Han Han: Because I can do it, you can't.

Moderator: Well, Han Han, do you still remember the incident that you were dealt with by the American police for drunk driving in Fort Lauderdale?

Han Han: What? ! Lauderdale ... no! Lauder's "single" castle! I've never been there! How is it possible to drink and drive? ! Are you lying with your eyes open? ! Mind if I sue you in court? ! Finally, I ask you, what is the basis of your saying this? !

Simple, because you can do it, we can't! The audience spoke in unison!

Yao: Thanks to Han Han's friends for letting me work for the Party decades earlier! I have nothing to repay, I can only keep his kindness in mind. As we all know, as a scholar, I am helpless, and what I am best at is writing. If he encounters any problems, he can come to me at any time, and I will definitely "go through fire and water and die." like ...

A: I decided to start with Han Han's new book "aboveboard" as soon as possible and carry it with me around 24 hours. Because it can not only remind me that the brand is everywhere, but also it is very heavy and can defend itself!

B: I also decided to start at the first time.

Uncle, what are you doing?

B: I am a scalper!

7 I feel sleepy when I touch a book, and I feel dizzy when I write. Everyone laughed at me for being stupid, and all seven courses were red lights. Tears are rosy all day long, and I have to dream. I hate that no one guesses, and I hate that my father is not Ren Jun.

A new explanation of the triple door: the gate of hell, the gate of lying, the gate of fraud, and finally the gate of prison.

Policeman: I have seen many vendors who make and sell fake goods like you, and they have no technical content at all!

Vendor: What can I do? Do I have 20 million?

10A: Han Han, is this the iou you wrote?

Han Han: .............

A: Why? This is also a generation. ...

Han Han: Nonsense! I wrote this! But I don't agree with this view!