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What are the Dalian dialect jokes?
Dalian dialect jokes:
1. A wealthy second-generation man went to Fulihua with his new Paodi Ma forehead. While looking at the menu, he cursed: "Why are Nan's dishes so cheap?" "Son! Is there anything more expensive?" The waiter said, "If you scroll back, the seafood is quite expensive." I turned to the last page and clicked my teeth in joy when I saw an eight-digit dish. "Just introduce me, let me order eight portions!" The waiter glanced at him and said, "Brother, you are so good at pretending to be a big-tailed wolf. Nie Si, I'll call you to place an order."
2. I have a smart phone, Xebion Smart. One time, I looked at an icon on my phone that said "Improve your work efficiency" and gave it to me. I thought I had finally figured out how to work like a fool. So I downloaded it immediately, and was prompted that the download fee was US$9.99. I gritted my teeth and spent all my money! After downloading it, as soon as I ran it, my phone exploded! But two days later, I found that my work efficiency had really improved.
Dalian dialect:
bao'er
Definition: so many that it is bursting, mostly used to describe wealth.
Example: Look at that guy making a lot of money doing business, it’s so exciting!
The gun is defeated
Interpretation: Stop bragging.
Example: We are exhausted, let’s do something practical.
Ruhuozi
Definition: refers to fanning the flames.
Example: He is not good at doing serious things, but he is good at rubbing cracks and throwing sand.
beat the cat to cheat
Definition: means to cheat.
Example: We can take you to play, but you are not allowed to "beat the cat".
quickly
Definition: It means very enjoyable, thirst quenching, just right. ?
Sentence: The movie just now was really exciting! I'm going to watch it again next time.
It’s over the top
Explanation: It often refers to taking a bus to a station and walking to the destination.
Example: I’m tired of talking to you.
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