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Tang Su and Tang
When soup millet said this, I was secretly licking ice cream.
She looked at me reluctantly, trying to knock out the deformed paste in my hand at once.
I quickly protected it.
"Never mind, an eight!"
"Eight pieces of eight pieces, you will be consumed by these eight pieces sooner or later."
I know what she means. It's just that it seems necessary for me to look at my broad body and fat body and think about the living expenses of several hundred per month.
My name is Don. Soup millet's twin sister. It's just that no one else can see it. Since childhood, soup millet has been the beauty queen of her class and one of the top ten beauties. And I'm a joke and a burden to my class.
It is said that a long time ago, I got bone cancer, and now I live on hormonal drugs. The body is getting bigger every day because of drugs. The brain seems to be influenced by them, too, and it doesn't work well.
I also want to smile with confidence like soup millet. If others bully me, they should scold me and hit me. But I don't seem to have any advantage except the fat on my body. So, of course, it is completely unintelligent. Let's create it and avoid it.
Soup millet embarrassed me. When I passed Xiao Wei's door, I thought about whistling to him proudly for many times. It's just that my shy blush betrayed my meticulous heart again and again.
Today, he was laughed at by girls who admired him. The words are so ironic that I can't wait to find a crack in the ground. I don't know why this time, my tears fell uncontrollably. This makes the wind stronger.
I was still sobbing when soup millet came. Her mouth is like a machine gun. She helps me to fire at the enemy. She turned her head and hated iron for not turning into steel. "You are so timid!"
But I temporarily forgot my embarrassment and bought a matcha-flavored ice cream and licked it. She is even more angry.
Xiaowei smiled and pulled up his lip angle. Soup millet gave him a white look and dragged me away. "What's the big deal!"
State-owned laws and family rules. Anyone in my family who eats high-calorie foods such as ice cream and potato chips should report it. Especially me.
When my mother looked at me with a smile, soup millet was chewing red dates. I looked at her lonely, but she didn't want to help me.
So I was fined a week's pocket money.
I've been with Xiao Wei this week, not that I don't want to see him. It's not like I was scolded too badly last time and cried too hard to see him. Perhaps because there was no money in my pocket, I couldn't hand him a bottle of mineral water in time when he was sipping. Yeah, other girls helped him sweat. I only dare to put a bottle of mineral water in my pocket carefully. That's my greatest courage.
He is a very handsome boy. Although soup millet is often able to shrug off.
His skin is very white, and he can see the kind of capillary blood holes. Eyes are small, but they are full of spirit. Legs are not long but straight. Model-like figure, much like Obama, who is stunted in Korean dramas.
However, soup millet often scoffed at my description.
I don't know why soup millet hates Xiao Wei so much. Obviously, he is such a good boy.
When I am laughed at by others, he will smile at me. I will also accept the love letter that I miss day and night. I will never refuse the mineral water I bought. If you are really thirsty, you will pour them into your mouth beautifully, and you will handsomely pour them down from your head and shake your hair in the sun. How handsome was that moment that soup millet was a wet golden retriever? I never understood.
Yao Jiajia is my sworn enemy.
Although she is a sworn enemy, I dare not do anything with her. I still nod and smile at her every time I see her. I will watch jealously as she wriggles towards Xiao Wei. At this moment, I will look at soup millet helplessly. If I wanted to look like soup millet, I wouldn't be jealous of Yao Jiajia. It's just that soup millet's indifference makes me helpless.
Cowards always have coward friends around them. For example, Zhang Xi
Zhang Xi is a boy fatter than me. I suspect that he has to weigh 200 Jin. Because my weight is 160. He is undoubtedly thicker than my arms and bigger than my legs.
This cowardly boy has been secretly in love with soup millet.
Others may think that fat people are United in their own camp and in their own enemies. Only I saw his obsession and nostalgia for soup millet in his eyes. Of course, this soup millet doesn't know.
Neither of us is happy-forever is old, why should I be exposed? Fat people always have a hard time.
Crazy people always have the idea of bullying others.
When Yao Jiajia bullied Zhang Xi, I hid in the air and dared not come out.
Soup millet was not with me that time.
I don't know why, I suddenly had a fantasy about Xiao Wei lying on the side. Although as far as I know, Xiao Wei never disdained to take part in such activities. But I don't know why, I will still look at him. I hope the other party can say something to stop it. Of course, this is impossible.
Zhang Xi was pushed to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time. I hurried to help him and was pulled to the ground. When the eyes met, there was a sneer in my ear. Struggling to turn around, looking at Xiao Wei corners of the mouth smile, I don't know why, there are some grievances. Tears finally endured. Wipe your face with the back of your hand at will, and help Zhang Xi carefully.
I only heard the loneliness on his face.
"I'm sorry"
I don't know why Zhang Xi apologized to me. People in Yao Jiajia should say sorry. But I also know that they will never say.
When I got home depressed, there was no one at home.
Before long, a shrill bell rang. Soup millet is in the hospital!
When I came to the hospital panting, my mother was crying on my father. I looked at her sad appearance and suddenly realized that soup millet was badly hurt.
Soup millet was seriously injured in the car accident.
I looked at her pitiful appearance with all kinds of needles. It suddenly occurred to me that it might be more cost-effective if I lay here.
I don't know why I thought of the word cost performance. This is obviously a very serious car accident.
Zhang Xi has been accompanying me without saying a word. I cried and asked him to pass the paper, but looking at his lonely face, I knew he must be more sad than me.
Mom said that soup millet might be blind. Her retina was damaged when she was hit. I remember her beautiful big eyes. Too bad they are so beautiful.
Sad, I turned to the doctor and asked, "Can I donate my retina to her?"
The doctor froze. A full face of disbelief.
"We don't recommend living donation."
I know what he means, but soup millet obviously suits these eyes better than me.
I was talking to Zhang Xi when my father informed me of the operation. Zhang Xi looked at my father in disbelief. I can't believe it either. But the thought that soup millet can open his eyes as before gives me great interest. I smiled.
General anesthesia, sleeping for a long time.
When I woke up, half of my body seemed unable to move.
My mother looked at me expectantly. I looked at the doctor. The white coat came and pushed me away, and it was all kinds of inspections. But my eyes can see light.
"Did the operation fail?" I asked the nurse.
"No, it was successful."
"But …" But, why can I still see it? What about ... What about soup millet?
It was a month after I met soup millet. She slept soundly. Like me, my eyes are not covered with gauze. My mother pushed me to look at her and asked me, "Xiaoya, do you think Xiaomi is beautiful?"
"beauty"
"One day you will be like Xiaomi ..."
I looked at her eager eyes with a wry smile, but I felt that she thought too much.
Zhang Xi has been observing my side. I think he must be embarrassed to stand directly in front of soup millet, so he will stay here under my excuse. Send him to see Xiaomi.
He mumbled something for a long time, and finally spit out a sentence, "Xiaoya, I like you ..............."
I smile bitterly, fool, I can understand your mind.
Soup millet and I were sent to America together. I went for treatment and observation and she went to study abroad. Maybe it's because foreign medical skills are really developed enough, I seldom take that hormone medicine gradually, and my body is getting thinner day by day.
On the day I returned home, I saw a handsome guy holding "Welcome Xiaoya and Xiaomi home".
I don't remember this man. He hugged me happily, "Xiaoya, long time no see ..."
Zhang Xi, you have lost weight, too!
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