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Make sentences with laughter-make sentences with laughter
The whole family was amused by this vivid cartoon!
He likes to pretend to be a clown and laugh at the world. He prefers the world to laugh at him in a clown way.
Zhao Benshan's sketch is so funny that even his serious father can't help laughing.
Despite vodka, toasts and scenes that tried to make people laugh, the party failed.
Six seats, immediately put cold dishes, count yourself as nine people, and say with a smile that nine people and nine glasses of wine are really sunny.
Crosstalk, as a rising star, soon became popular because of its "teasing".
Chen Lang was amused by the words of the first ten catties. After laughing, he told the top ten Jin about his conversation with Xiujuan from beginning to end and asked the top ten Jin, "Then you said it was urgent, should I confess?" .
She was teased by Meng Qi, and the awkward atmosphere suddenly disappeared.
10 In addition, the teasing should be moderate. Excessive laughter may lead to instant asphyxia, hypoxia and temporary cerebral anemia in infants, which may damage the brain or lead to dislocation of mandibular joint.
The way she panicked made him laugh. Qiu Linjiang couldn't help laughing and said, "It's just to teach them to read. What are the difficulties! " .
12 "hahahaha" Look! Li Dengke, who is definitely a rabbit tooth, is very happy while telling his own jokes. In a short time, all the students around were made to laugh. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw him burying his face in his hand, laughing and sometimes striking the table with excitement. ...
13 Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his black and shiny eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make us laugh until the end, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.
Cut down the Christmas tree. Grandpa smoked his pipe first, snuff for a while, and laughed with Xiao Fanka, who was blue with cold. ..... Many small fir trees covered with thick frost stood there motionless, waiting to see which one should die.
15 Looking at life with a long mirror, we can see more than ourselves. Many self-righteous troubles are as light as duckweed in the sea of people. From a macro point of view, it is not just a comedy, it is simply a comedy of Lacrimosa.
16 I have always been afraid of human beings. This fear makes me tremble all over. I have no confidence in my words and deeds as a human being. So I have to hide my loneliness in a small box on my chest, seal up my mental depression and allergies, disguise myself as a naive and cheerful look, and turn myself into a funny freak step by step. Osamu Dazai
17 Harry Fawkes, who works in the municipal engineering department, pretended to be in high spirits and kept joking and laughing.
18 May Day blessings arrive early, small news comes to make trouble, happy assembly horns blow, and happy firecrackers are set off. Sit in the festive sedan chair, just to make you laugh, and the working people keep a low profile and wish you a better life! Happy May Day!
19 tears can't stop flowing, and regret shouldn't drive you crazy; I can't stop sighing for a long time. I regret that I should make you so angry. My heart can't stop beating. I hope I can't make you laugh very fast. Baby, please forgive me!
I woke up on the morning of the 20th, rolled over and got out of bed, and became the original funny character who was shallow and ignorant and good at camouflage. Cowards are afraid of happiness. When they touch cotton, they get hurt, and sometimes they get hurt by happiness. Before I get hurt, I want to part ways quickly. I released the usual funny smoke bomb again. Osamu Dazai
2 1 He gushed on the platform, while the students below took notes carefully and were sometimes amused by the humorous words of the speaker.
Eating better and better, and exercising less and less. Conditions are getting better and better, and happiness is getting less and less. Why bother? Let me make you laugh. Don't get angry because of the straw bag.
23 giggle in front of your wife, who treats you as a treasure; Don't smirk in front of the boss, who treats you like dirt; Laugh often in front of friends, and friends treat you as Zhu Shimao; If you don't smile often, I will take you as a joke. Remember to smile on World Smile Day!
This may sound rude in writing, but if you try, you will soon make women laugh.
Yesterday morning, Lin Xiaodong, a Bashu comedian, held a grand ribbon-cutting ceremony for the "Dwarf Winter Melon Hot Pot Flagship Store" in Renmin Middle Road. Liao Jian's toast made everyone laugh.
Before she was seven years old, she always spoke with the same tongue sound, which made us all laugh.
27 "Save my money!" Everyone was amused by this sentence at the originally tense fire scene.
After the meeting, Binet.Alfred. Alfred took a basketball and patted the ball in the courtyard of the official residence to "ask for advice" from Yao Ming on basketball skills, which caused the whole audience to laugh.
As soon as he relaxed, Qin Shi resumed his bold personality and humorous words, which caused everyone on the table to laugh at once, and the atmosphere was harmonious and laughing.
Recently, I took a close photo with my daughter Jiao in Weibo and joked that they were "dating", which attracted many netizens to laugh.
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