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Zengguang Xianwen (2)

As the saying goes, the words are simple but the truth is deep.

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Nothing is difficult in the world, it’s just a lack of concentration.

If an adult is not at ease, he will not be an adult if he is at ease;

Only when gold is refined by fire can one know its color, and by exchanging money with others, one can know one's heart.

Beggars have no food and are caused by laziness.

Diligence and frugality are priceless treasures, and saving food is the door to all wonders.

Save time and money so you don’t have to ask for help.

The calamity will not be great if you measure it, but the calamity will be great if the machine is deep.

Be kind and use it deeply as a treasure, and your heart will be cultivated for generations.

Live in groups and guard your mouth, sit alone and guard your heart.

Being free from disease means wealth. Don’t complain about being poor if you are safe.

Children from prodigal families spend money like water, while children from poor families accumulate money and turn it into gold.

Wealth and honor are not related to heaven and earth, and misfortunes and blessings are not related to ghosts and gods.

If you are poor for a while, you will not be poor in the end.

Don’t worship your parents, worship your godson, brothers don’t make friends with outsiders.

When people pass by, they leave their names, and when geese pass by, they leave their voices.

Choose a son over a father, a relative over a neighbor.

The heart that loves one’s wife is the Lord, and the heart that loves one’s children belongs to the family.

Things start from the root, and the lotus root and leaves are connected to the heart.

Misfortune and blessing belong to the same family, benefit and harm belong to the same city.

Sake makes people’s faces red, and wealth and silk touch people’s hearts!

It is better to recite Buddha’s name than to curse others.

If you have money, you can speak, but if you don’t have money, your words won’t work.

How can it be as perfect as one wishes? But please be worthy of my heart.

Instead of saying that one’s well is short, one can say that others have a deep one.

Love often makes you sick, and having no money makes you feel poor.

Only learn how to pour wine, don’t learn how to play chess.

Don’t be pretentious, you will become a parent in a blink of an eye.

Don’t wait for retribution, look back only at your children and grandchildren!

When the mouth is opened, the energy is dispersed, and the tongue speaks out about right and wrong!

Playing the piano takes up your nails, talking takes up your energy.

Thousands of dollars buy fields, thousands of dollars make neighbors.

People may not always speak their full words, but only listen to three points of what they are told.

Is there no ears next door, and no one outside the window?

Wealth can be used to maintain health, so we must pay attention to it and don’t worry about it.

Liquor cannot protect the virtuous, sex cannot protect the sick;

Wealth cannot protect the relatives, and anger cannot protect the life!

Don’t miss a day without regular karma, otherwise evil intentions will arise easily!

In the hot and cold world, wealth is more important than poverty;

Jealousy of people’s hearts, flesh and blood is more important than outsiders!

When the melon is ripe and the stem falls, it will happen naturally.

A horse is given as a favor, but a needle is not spared in business!

Overdone food is delicious, but overdone words are unpleasant!

Having too many things makes you tired, but having too much land supports everyone.

If you are afraid of trouble, endure it and don’t cause trouble, nothing will happen;

How reassuring it is to be calm and not deceived!

The emperor’s supreme authority is no more than reasonable, and the principles prevail in the world.

Don’t say too many good things, don’t speak too loudly when you are right!

Once the power is in hand, the order will be carried out.

Licorice is sweet and can be eaten, but lies cannot be listened to.

Ignoring it on the spot will be in vain later.

The poor should not fight with the rich, and the rich should not fight with the officials!

It is hard for an upright official to escape the hands of cunning officials, and there are few people who recite Buddha’s name in the yamen!

There are thousands of people in a family, but only one person is in charge.

Father and son work hard to turn mountains into jade, and brothers work together to turn soil into gold.

Those involved are confused, but onlookers are clear.

Weird people don’t know the truth, but people who know the truth don’t blame people.

If you are not rich, you will be rich before you are rich, and you will be poor before you are poor.

The less you win, the less you lose, the less you lose, the less you win!

When you are full and warm, you will think about lust, when you are hungry and cold, your heart will be stolen!

Mosquitoes were slapped because their mouths hurt people!

More desires will hurt your spirit, and too much wealth will make your heart tired!

It is a blessing to have warm clothes, and spring is to have money and peace.

A poor family produces filial sons, and a country in chaos reveals loyal ministers!

It is better to be a peace dog than a liar!

There are several grades of people, and there are several grades of officials.

If the law does not protect the family, the law does not serve the people.

Those who respect themselves will be respected by others, and those who underestimate others will underestimate themselves.

If you are not careful yourself, you will disturb your neighbors.

If you want things to happen, things will go wrong, and your reputation has been ruined since ancient times.

Don’t do anything that hurts your body, and don’t say sad things.

The villain has a fat mouth, while the gentleman has a fat body.

The earth does not give birth to nameless people, and the sky does not give birth to people without paths.

One seedling of dew and one seedling of grass, one emperor and one courtier.

Reading an unseen book is like finding a good friend; seeing a person who has read a book is like meeting an old friend.

When you are full of blessings, you must be on guard against misfortunes, and when there are many bad things, you must be careful.

I am not afraid of dying at thirty, I am just afraid of being unknown after death.

But those who know the world are unlucky.

I am not afraid that Fang Zhong will beat people to death, but I only know that there are no good people in Fang Zhong.

It is better to talk about a person's strengths than to talk about his shortcomings;

It is better to give kindness to others than to blame others.

Nurturing forests and raising tigers can cause serious harm to people.

Enemies will die holding each other's hands, but things must be settled and handed over to others.

The rolling curtain belongs to the swallow, and the fan opens to bring out the flies.

If you love a mouse, you will always leave food, and if you pity a moth, you will always leave a lampshade.

Human life depends on heaven, and the life of things depends on people.

An adulterer cannot cooperate with his parents, and a thief cannot cooperate with his neighbors.

Thieves often turn to gambling, and people often turn to adultery.

If you believe in slander in governing a country, you will kill your loyal ministers; if you believe in slander in governing a family, you will alienate your relatives.

There is no need for sycophants to govern a country, and there is no need for sycophants to govern a family.

A good minister is the treasure of a country, and a good wife is the treasure of a family.

If it is stable, it will not roll, but if it rolls, it will be unstable.

A son does not think his mother is ugly, and a dog does not think his family is poor.

A gentleman does not care about a thousand dollars, but a villain is annoying when he spends a thousand dollars.

Being dignified in front of others and fighting among others.

You must know that the rivers and lakes are deep and no one is silent.

To know how to stop yourself, you should avoid delusions. To live in poverty, you must have a mind that prohibits luxury.

The first time you enter the industry, you will achieve success in three years;

The first time you eat steamed buns, you will have success in three years.

The family has no means of livelihood, sitting and eating is like a landslide.

A family with thousands of hectares of fertile land is not as good as a person with few skills;

A person who has many skills cannot support his family, and he cannot chew off more than he can chew.

His fortune is only eight meters, and he has traveled all over the world and is not satisfied with it.

Use your heart and mind to your own detriment.

There is no open space in the country, and there are no idle people in the world.

It is difficult to cure evil diseases with wonderful medicines, and people will be poor if they are not rich but poor.

One year of spring delay will not make up for it in ten years;

People can do things everywhere, and grass can grow everywhere.

It takes a few people to play three drums.

People can’t get close without leaving each other, and water can’t be muddy without fighting.

Three poor and three rich have not yet aged, how many people will rise and fall in ten years!

When you buy something, you should buy it at a low price;

Don’t be afraid of asking, just be afraid of asking.

People are not as strong as goods, and high prices are not as good as words.

If you know how to buy, you will be afraid of others; if you know how to sell, you will be afraid of others.

Only the boat has the public servant, and the emperor has poor relatives at his feet.

I know there is nothing to hope for, but I don’t know where to go.

Work in one line, practice one line;

Don’t lose your ambition when you are poor, and don’t go crazy when you are rich.

If God wants to destroy it, it must first make it crazy.

A person with a long tip is bold, but a person with a short tip is panicked.

Don’t be greedy for profit in every other line. After long time, it will become steel.

Although the flowers in the vase are so beautiful, they don’t last long.

Get up early and get three lights, get up late and get three panic.

Don’t count on the future, don’t think about the past;

You will meet good friends when the time comes, and you will find a cure when you are sick.

The spring breeze brings summer rain, and the autumn wind makes everyone cool.

Bring an umbrella when the weather is sunny, and bring hungry food when you are full.

A full pot does not make any sound, but a half pot makes a tinkling sound.

Don't do anything that is of immediate benefit, and don't go to the place where everyone is fighting for it.

The old doctor is obsessed with the old disease, and the old medicine misses the good prescription;

He should die in the water, not on the shore.

It is better to give up money than to take less, and to give medicine is worse than to spread prescriptions.

Tearing down the city wall made the county magistrate ugly, and beating Mei Xiang made the girl ugly.

Swallows do not enter the gate of sorrow, and mice do not exploit short positions.

Flies do not bite seamless eggs, and rumors do not attract prudent people.

If one person sacrifices his life, ten thousand people will be killed.

People compete for a breath, Buddha competes for a stick of incense.

Doors are for villains, locks are for gentlemen.

Biting the tongue is just for rubbing, and tooth loss is due to the orbit.

The hard crossbow string breaks first, and the steel blade injures itself.

The name of a thief is hard to bear, and the name of a turtle is hard to bear.

His good deeds are not told by others, but his faults are told at length.

A man without ambition is pure iron without steel, and a woman without ambition is nothing but rotten grass without flesh.

If a boy wants to become a dragon, he is afraid of becoming a deer; if a girl wants to become a phoenix, she is afraid of becoming a tiger.

Don’t listen to nonsense when raising a son, and don’t raise a daughter by asking her to leave her mother.

If a man loses his education, he will be stupid and stubborn, and if a woman loses her education, she will be rude.

Don’t teach bows and crossbows to boys, and don’t teach singing and dancing to girls.

He learned how to use bows and crossbows to be a disaster on the battlefield, and he learned how to sing and dance to become a concubine.

Those who make friends with wealth are close to each other, and those who have exhausted all their wealth are sparse.

Marriage is about wealth and the way of husband and wife.

Those with charming looks will be close to each other, while those with weak looks will be distant.

Less reality is worse than emptiness, and skill is worse than clumsiness.

A hundred battles are worse than no battles, and ten thousand words are worse than one silence.

If you have money and don’t hold grudges, it will go against your will. It is better to dissolve enemies than to end them.

Those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black.

There is a tiger on the top of a mountain, and it is difficult for a dragon to fight against a local snake.

Go out to see the sky, come in and see your face.

Merchants’ trading is like giving alms, and fair trading is like accumulating virtue.

One person is born, and one hole is born in the earth.

A family cannot build a family without three years' accumulation, and a country cannot build a country without nine years' accumulation.

If a man is virtuous, he is talented; if a woman is devoid of talent, she is virtuous.

It is difficult to buy a decent child if you have money, and your daughter does not invite visitors.

When men get married, women get married. If you don’t get married, it’s a joke.

Modesty is a virtue, and being too modest is cheating.

It is false to climb up when you fall and look for support from others.

A man does not know his faults, and an ox does not know his strength.

One family is fed and thousands of families are grieved, but one thing is missing and thousands of families are disappointed.

Discussing people face to face will arouse the most hatred. Let him say whether it is right or not!

Whoever is the master of a thousand years will be spread among eight hundred families in an instant.

A full load of sesame seeds has leaked out, and you are still fishing for oily flakes in the water!

The emperor sat in Beijing and ruled the world with his principles.

Five hundred years ago, the *** family had different ancestors but the same China!

The school is as big as the official hall, and the human relationship is greater than the king's law.

Looking for money is like a needle picking up dirt, using money is like water pushing away sand!

You must not have the intention to harm others, and you must have the intention to guard against others!

Don’t worry about not having a way out, just be afraid of not doing it.

You must look for a living at the root of your problem, and don’t work on your appearance!

Misfortune comes from the mouth, and disease enters from the mouth.

Medicinal supplements are not as good as meat supplements, and meat supplements are not as good as nutritional supplements.

Thoughts are more harmful than wine and sex, and you go to bed crying after working hard every day.

It is not a blessing to be afraid of others, and it is not an insult to be bullied.

A person who can speak well is not a true gentleman, but a good prescription is a man!

As a human being, don’t break the law. If you break the law, you will have no owner.

Sisters share the same liver and gallbladder, and brothers share the same flesh and blood.

A loving mother makes many mistakes, and a fierce woman will bully her husband!

Gentlemen are in the same boat thousands of miles apart, but villains are separated by walls.

Wealth and money will drive a heroic man to death, but wealth without return to one's body means nothing.

A wife is like clothing, and brothers are like brothers.

Clothes are easy to mend, but broken limbs are difficult to replace.

A thief blames his lost owner, and an unfilial thief blames his parents.

For a time, you can persuade people with your words, but for a hundred generations, you can persuade others with your writings.

If I am not as good as others, I will not be blessed; if others are not as good as me, I will always be content!

If you pick up gold and don’t forget the gold person, you will be blessed with three ounces of brass and four ounces of brass.

A blessing in disguise, a bet is bound to lose.

One word can bring disaster to others, and one anger can ruin a life's blessings.

The sky is unpredictable, and people are prone to misfortune and fortune.

If you are not sexually immoral, you should be a vegetarian; if you are light and full, you should be a vegetarian.

Slow pace is like a car, and no misfortunes are like blessings.

A man has no good friends and does not know his faults, and a woman does not have a clear mirror and does not know the essence of her face.

If you don’t do it yourself, you don’t know the difficulties.

It’s easy to read in ten years, but it’s hard to find the world in a hundred years!

Accumulating virtue is not as good as accumulating money, and reading is not as good as sitting around.

It is a blessing to think about taking on the burden and doing it with nothing.

It is easy to borrow a thousand taels of silver when the time comes, but it is difficult to borrow half a jug of wine on credit when the time comes.

The sunny weather hits Luoyupu, and I enjoyed the blessing of old age when I was young.

It’s convenient for you and others. It’s convenient for one family to build a wall for two families.

Leave a line in person so that we can meet again later.

It is easy to get started and plunder a tiger, but it is difficult to tell someone.

Turn your fingers inward, and avoid spreading family scandals.

The prodigal son comes from his ancestors' lack of virtue, and the filial son comes from the virtuous predecessors.

Goods are expensive when they leave their hometown, but people are cheap when they leave their hometown.

If the tree is moved, it will die, but if the person is moved, it will live.

It’s good to be at home for a thousand days, but it’s difficult to go out.

The elders of the three members should be officials, and how many wise people should be county magistrates?

A wise man makes his own judgment, but a fool makes his own judgment.

People are afraid of three meetings, and trees are afraid of one ink line.

A village man is as hard as iron and a bachelor is as soft as cotton.

How dare you hold a pole if you are not a punter!

There are endless etiquette in the world, but one person’s knowledge is limited.

One person cannot be the trick of two people, and it is difficult for Song Jiang to make friends with thousands of people.

My family has three acres of farmland, which is always in front of the government office. If there are no strong men in the countryside, the government office will be hungry.

Everyone follows etiquette, and there are no officials in the world.

Yamen money, eye money;

Tianhe money, tens of millions of years.

Poems and books must be read, but officials are not allowed.

As a human being, don’t be an official. Officials are just mediocre.

If it were you and me, I would probably be more greedy than him.

Being honest as an official is like practicing cultivation, and being a messenger is like doing good deeds.

If you rely on the mountains, you will eat the mountains; if you farm, you will eat the fields.

When you eat all the delicacies, you still have salt; when you wear all the silk, you still still have cotton.

If a man does not plow, the whole family will be hungry; if a woman does not weave, the whole family will suffer from cold.

Gold and silver are not easy to come by, but you will know how hard they come when you use them.

Let’s talk about the break first, and then don’t mess with it, so as not to keep the threads broken.

Listen to others’ advice and get half of it.

Don’t be afraid of being slow, just be afraid of standing still.

Don’t rush when things are going fast, and don’t be lazy when things are going bad.

It is up to people to plan things, and it is up to God to make things happen!

Those who take the long road bear the burden, and those who take the short road make money.

Better to sell for two now than three on credit.

Calculate profits forward, and calculate losses backward.

A small business can make a lot of money, and the number one winner will be in the 72nd line.

I have no luck, but I blame the world for its difficulties.

Boldness is worse than timidity, and a broad heart is better than a room wide.

Why should a virtuous wife worry about the family not being rich? Why should the children and grandchildren inherit the ancestral land?

The son will not die, and the wealth will not be scattered.

It is easy for me to have money when it comes, but difficult for me to have money when I leave.

Sit on the beach in October and go down to nine beaches in one day.

It is difficult to make friends with someone, but it takes only a while to offend someone.

Borrow debt to do business, sell land to repay the debt;

Build a house on credit, sell the house to repay the money.

When you build a temple, all the ghosts are old, and when you pick up a scale, all the ginger is sold out.

If you don’t want to be a prostitute, don’t turn around. If you don’t want to gamble, don’t watch.

Eat less to get rid of diseases, eat less to prolong life.

If there is too much tofu, it will be filled with water; if there are too many squid, the boat will be broken.

No mouth to blame, no eyes to blame.

No body is in trouble, no mind is in trouble.

I don’t know how to complain about river bends, and I don’t know how to plow fields and complain about shackles.

Don’t ride his horse, don’t draw his bow.

Know what is in your heart, but listen to what you say.

It is better to be incompetent in front of others than to be incompetent in front of others.

Don’t talk nonsense if you haven’t seen it with your own eyes.

Don’t slap people in the face, don’t curse people with short names.

A good word may be warm in winter, but a cold word in June may be unreasonable.

It’s hard to pay for ten people, and it’s hard to pay back tens of thousands of dollars in accounts.

Lending money is like giving, and collecting debt is like collecting money.

Complaining for money is like digging for salt on the bottom of the sea.

The yamen is as deep as the sea, and its ills are as big as the sky.

Don’t cheat with money, cattle and horses don’t change easily.

A good man should never be seen through, as being seen through is not worth half a penny.

A dog bites an enemy, and a thunder strikes three generations of injustice.

If you don’t sell incense, there will be no money left, and if you don’t fill the well with water, it won’t be filled to the brim.

If things are wide, things will be wide, but if they are too long, they will be biased.

A superior person seeks the easy thing from a low person, while a low person seeks the high difficulty.

If you have money, you are a man. If you don’t have money, you are a man.

There are a hundred people with complete skills.

It is difficult for those who do not know how to do it, but it is not difficult for those who can do it.

A boat is built out of wood, but it is not as round as a chariot when it is chopped.

If your heart is not full, everything will not be complete.

The birds can fly and the words can’t be finished.

Don’t open a shop if you are not happy. Don’t blame God if things don’t go your way.

When choosing a son-in-law, don’t choose a farmland; when choosing a daughter, don’t choose a dowry.

Beautiful women often have a bad life, and good things happen to ugly people.

People put etiquette and righteousness first, and trees put flowers and fruits into gardens.

Promise to do good deeds in times of crisis, but change your mind later.

People can be saved if God's will is violated, but fate can be saved if it is determined in advance.

A pardon comes from the mouth of a robber, but there is no joke in the mouth of a gentleman.

The rich talk less, while the poor talk more.

You must consider what is coming soon, don’t delay the spring.

Having read ancient Hua Tuo, it is better to see more symptoms.

The east house has not repaired the damage to the west house, and the first debt has not been paid yet and then later.

This year means that you will get rich again, and you will stay there until next year.

There is no need to force unity if you have different ideas.

Don’t be fooled by the idea that you will find little peace and happiness while sitting there. You should know that there is a lot of suffering in the world.

This little profit is as weak as sitting, and there is a lot of water dripping from the eaves.

Being diligent and thrifty will make your family rich, and humility will benefit you more.

The fine parts are constantly cut off, and the thick parts are broken. The yellow plums do not fall and the green plums fall.

A thief is a thief when he sees money, and a thief is a thief when he steals a sheep.

To be a happy person, don’t look for trouble.

If you want to live a long life, don’t do short-lived things.

To have descendants, do not have to have descendants.

Nothing happens, no wisdom is gained.

It is better to have no money than to have nothing to do.

To plant trees, plant pine and cypress trees, and to make friends, make friends with gentlemen.

A scholar can know the affairs of the world without going out.

Money is too much to be used, and children are too much to bear to die.

Brothers quarrel for wealth and the family will never be poor, and wives and concubines will quarrel for love.

Men are ambitious and women are powerful.

The death of the lady will come soon, but the death of the general will not come even once.

Drought is a mistake, and poverty is a mistake.

A hundred years old is not many days, how long can time last?

Parents support one’s body and one’s own aspirations.

If you wait to help others when you have spare time, you will never have time to help others;

If you wait to study when you have leisure, you will never have time to study.

This book will be passed down to future generations, and every sentence must be read carefully. The etiquette and righteousness contained in it are advised to the world.

Study diligently, work hard, and travel all over the world with ease.