Taobao funny evaluation

You sent an interesting conversation, didn't you? Why do you say it's evaluation?

I also send you some interesting conversations.

Buyer: May I ask why the European version and the licensed version should be sold separately?

Seller: Because it is inconvenient to stick together.

Buyer:. . . . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, do you think the European version is better or the licensed version is better?

Seller: Maybe it's the European version!

Buyer: Why?

Seller: Because I have only seen licensed products with special maintenance centers.

Buyer: Boss, can you help me choose the best one?

Seller: Well, I organized hundreds of mobile phones for them to listen first and then PK.

Buyer: Boss, how about this ringtone?

Seller: It will definitely ring.

Buyer: Boss, what is the biggest advantage of this mobile phone?

Seller: You can call.

Buyer:? ! Oh, what are the disadvantages?

Seller: No shaving!

Buyer:! ?

Buyer: Boss, what mobile phone is the most expensive now?

Seller: Nokia 1 100

Buyer: No way, that's just over 300!

Seller: You plate it with gold and set it with two diamonds, and it will live together.

Buyer: pour!

Buyer: 3230

Seller: 9@9t

Buyer: Nokia

Seller: Philip

Buyer: What are you talking about?

Seller: Aren't you checking the code?

Buyer: dizzy!

Buyer: Boss, my classmate said that the mobile phone you bought here can be changed even if it falls from the fourth floor and breaks. Is that so?

Seller: You should pay more attention to this classmate, don't leave him alone, chat with him more and participate in some group activities. If you don't see improvement, you can send it to the hospital for observation.

Buyer: Oh. . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, is this mobile phone available?

Seller: No.

Buyer: Why is it out of stock?

Seller: Because it is out of stock.

Buyer: Oh! Why is it out of stock?

Seller: Because it is out of stock.

Buyer: Hey, how can it be out of stock?

Seller: Because it is out of stock.

Buyer: Oh. . . . When can I buy it?

Seller: When the goods arrive.

Buyer: Is the photo yours? How handsome!

Seller: Sorry, don't bargain!

Buyer: .....

Buyer: Boss, do you have any chocolate?

Seller: Yes, Dove and Di Chin.

Buyer: I mean the mobile phone! ! !

Seller: Oh, I didn't know I was selling mobile phones until you reminded me.

Buyer: Boss, how can I tell the difference between a primary battery and an assembled battery?

Seller: If you throw the battery into the fire, the original explosion will be louder.

Buyer: Haha

Buyer: Boss, why do you have such a bad opinion of Sianzu?

Seller: Don't you think China is a country with many unjust, false and wrongful cases? Where there is injustice, there is resistance, and where there is resistance, there is sacrifice.

Buyer: Boss, are you from Shenzhen?

Seller: Have you ever met Shenzhen people?

Buyer: No.

Seller: Then I don't have either.

Buyer: Then why did you go to Shenzhen?

Seller: Not only to contribute to the economic construction of Shenzhen.

Buyer:. . . . . .

Buyer: With such an expensive mobile phone, I might as well buy a laptop.

Seller: That's right. I imagine it must be cool for you to stand in a crowd and open your notebook and stick it to your ear to answer the phone.

Buyer: Hello?

Seller: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones!

Buyer: Boss, is the call quality of this mobile phone good?

Seller: Samsung's are generally very good.

Buyer: None of the mobile phones I bought works, and I can't hear what others are saying clearly.

Seller: Oh

Buyer: What do you recommend me to buy?

Seller: hearing AIDS

Buyer: Boss, may I ask you a question? Mainland banks, Hong Kong banks, Asia-Pacific banks and European banks have better quality?

Seller: They are all the same, and they are the best in all walks of life!

Buyer: pour!

Buyer: Can the boss meet and trade?

Seller: Where are you?

Buyer: Wuhan

Seller: I am in Shenzhen. Would you like to come over?

Buyer: How to get there?

Seller: You can't live without that hot land?

Buyer:?

Seller: There is a place to eat in Regan Noodles.

Buyer:. . . . . . . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, what mobile phone is the most durable?

Seller: Only relatively durable, not absolutely durable.

Buyer: Why?

Seller: Have you ever seen anyone with an ancestral mobile phone?

Buyer: Dizzy. . . . . . .

Buyer: Brother, tell me the difference between smart phones and non-smart phones! ?

Seller: Take the alarm clock as an example. Generally, mobile phones will make trouble when they arrive, whether they wake up or not. If the smartphone doesn't wake you up, it will call your unit leader for leave.

Buyer: Oh. . . . . . . . . .

Buyer: How much is it?

Seller: 2560

Buyer: Do you want to sell it in 2000?

Seller: OK, do you support Alipay? Give me a dozen.

Buyer: What?

Seller: I think your price is more affordable.

Buyer: Big Brother, I find you so cool.

Seller: Sure, go to the community. I am one of the top ten coolest sellers this year.

Buyer: Oh, this is also a comment!

Seller: Of course, which industry doesn't comment on advanced ones?

Buyer: Oh. . . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, do you make money by selling mobile phones?

Seller: The profit is considerable.

Buyer: How much can you earn in that month?

Seller: You buy a mobile phone first, let me make some money first, and I'll tell you after I finish yesterday's meal.

Buyer: Boss, we can't receive express delivery here. Is there any way to deliver it faster?

Seller: You rented a plane and put it down.

Buyer: Boss, do you have this mobile phone in red?

Seller: No, the manufacturer didn't do it.

Buyer: Hey, I'm a girl. I want the red one. What should I do?

Seller: It can be customized.

Buyer: Really? how much is it?

Seller: It won't cost much to buy one, just 5,000 sets.

Buyer: Oh, thank you. I will think about it.

Seller: OK, I think about it. I have enough money.

Buyer: Do you have MOTO 998?

Seller: Sorry, I'm not a collector.

Buyer: Can you deliver the goods today?

Seller: No problem.

Buyer: I heard there was a typhoon there.

Seller: Yes, it was very powerful the other day.

Buyer: How awesome?

Seller: Farmers in our suburbs always take ladders to fetch water from the roof after a typhoon.

Buyer: Why?

Seller: His well scraped the roof!

Buyer: Ah! ?

Buyer: Boss, let me ask you something. Do you think there are scammers on the Internet?

Seller: That's for sure.

Buyer: Oh, what are the characteristics?

Seller: I don't have time to summarize any characteristics, but the deceived person must have one characteristic.

Buyer: What?

Seller: I believe there will be pies in the sky.

Buyer: How can you guarantee the quality after you sell your mobile phone?

Seller: pray

Buyer: How much does it cost to use EMS?

Seller: 20

Buyer: Is the post office by weight? Only one card reader and that many?

Seller: Because the journey is short, the taxi won't charge you the starting price.

Buyer: How much is it?

Seller: 1780

Buyer: Why is it so cheap? I'm a little worried.

Seller: Well, in order to avoid your unnecessary worry, I'll change it to 1980.

Buyer:. . . . . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, I want to buy a mobile phone for my girlfriend. Please recommend it.

Seller: You just need to find a suitable one.

Buyer: But her requirements are quite high.

Seller: Then listen to her. Men should be cruel to women.

Buyer: Hehe. . . . . . .

Buyer: Boss, how much does this mobile phone weigh?

Seller: more than 60 grams

Buyer: Well, everything else is fine, but it's too light.

Seller: You can use it tied to a dumbbell.

Buyer: dizzy