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Mood sentences of driving in summer (selected 60 sentences)

Everyone's mood will change, and we will have a good mood when we meet something that goes well. With the change of mood, we will release different copies, so what is a beautiful mood sentence? After collecting and processing, I will provide you with the mood sentences (selected 60 sentences) of driving in summer. Welcome to refer to them. I hope it helps you!

? 1. When the ramp started, the coach said, "Release the clutch gently, find the linkage point, let the car shake before stepping on the brakes." I did, and I felt that the car was obviously shaking. I grabbed the shift lever, put the brake in neutral, and the car suddenly slipped back. The coach quickly put on the brakes and shouted, "What do you want?" I don't understand: "I'm in semi-continuous gear!" ""... ""Oh, I thought semi-continuous gear was between first gear and second gear. "

? 2. My classmate was very nervous when taking the mm road test, and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

? On the way, I gave a tip in a roadside shop. Master showed my brother how much oil was left when he came out. Brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked in, but could see nothing. My buddy took out a lighter and got it done. Fortunately, the master reacted quickly and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there wouldn't be such a story, and it's all over.

? 4. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: Turn left around the island in front, and the students said: I get it. Turn left around the island in front. After turning around, the examiner said, get off, fail, and the students don't understand. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

? After getting on the bus successfully, a candidate sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

? 6. The exam is almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was shocked and replied, "Report a fire hydrant. You can't stop in front. "

? 7. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

? 8. Coach: Yes, you can follow this idea. If you take the exam, the maximum deduction will be 100.

? 9. Coach: The steering wheel is dead, dead. Me: How can I kill myself?

? 10. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

? 1 1. I was so nervous in the second exam that I turned the library upside down. ......

? 12. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

? 13. I just got my driver's license today Coach: Don't drive if you can. ......

? 14. Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

? 15. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

? 16. Poor throttle control when driving. Coach: You're kicking me out of Ferrari's auditory effect.

? 17. After the taxi, coach: Change it, I can't teach you ~

? 18. "You must wear a helmet when driving out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

? 19. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

? 20. I failed the tripartite exam for the first time. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.

? 2 1. Coach: Turn off the steering wheel. Me: Kill who?

? 22. Coach: I used to know that you couldn't tell East from West, but now it seems that you can't tell right from left.

? 23. "See the man in front? It is not good to kill him. This is not good. Why the fuck didn't you brake? ! "

? I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

? 25. Coach: See that man? Student: I saw the coach: I killed him. Student: I dare not. Coach: I dare not step on your car.

? 26. The coach shouted, "Put your head out, put your head out! Brake! Brake quickly! One day my car will be scrapped by you! "

? 27. Put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! You! ! ! !

? 28. Master, did I pour it in? Master: "There is still a distance from China."

? 29. About the beginning, there was also a "buddy who said he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right" and asked to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

? 30. "When you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. When I meet you driving on the road, I can hide!"

? 3 1. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

? 32. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

? 33. When you are on the road, say, "You drive and I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."

? 34. There is a piece of meat on the steering wheel, and the dog can drive better than you!

? 35. The girl who just got on the bus in the road test was so nervous that she handed the bank card as an ID card to the examiner. The examiner was silent: where is the password?

? 36. I just learned to drive, and I drive a little faster. The coach growled, "fly a plane?" ! Can I issue you an airplane license plate? ! "

? 37. Go right! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

? 38. I don't know if I'm driving correctly, so I keep turning to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot seat. The coach began to read again: "Look forward! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ! "

? 39. I am rude. I always make a lot of noise when I practice driving. The coach kept saying, "Oh, after all this trouble, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel?" Do you want me to get you a tank to drive? "

? 40. One day, I went to a driving school to learn driving. After practice, I sat in the back seat. Then an idiot came up. Put down the handbrake after getting up, then fasten your seat belt and carry out various inspections. After I released the clutch, I didn't move for a long time. The coach asked him, where is the block (party)? Idiot took a look at the coach and said, Beijing. I was cheated at that time. The coach looked at him and said Beijing? then

? 4 1. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

? 42. Before the road test, as usual, there are candidates standing in front of the driver's seat to report, such as "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to sleep." Small goods and big goods are mostly tested by students and coaches. At that time, all beings laughed together. To make matters worse, the examiner replied, "You are allowed to sleep. Which one do you think is appropriate? "

? 43. Dare not learn, for fear of being scolded by the coach.

? 44. You can't even play the steering wheel well. What are your hands for?

? 45. I got up at 5: 30 in order to get a driver's license. It's really tangled.

? If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

? 47. I passed the exam five times for the third time. I will never touch the car unless I have to.

? 48. Touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

? 49. I used to think that I didn't know how to learn to drive, regardless of the southeast, northwest and northwest.

? 50. The score of this test is 100.

? 5 1. subject 3 failed in the exam, and you have to pay the make-up fee when you come back. Others asked: How did I fail in the exam? The girl sighed: alas, that condom is not worn. Ann ... all ... settings ...

? 52. I realize that people's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive.

? 53. On the first day of learning to drive, I was not angry that there was something wrong with the DMV system. I'm not angry at all.

? 54. Can I start school or not? I have a strong desire to learn driving these days.

? 55. I am speechless. Talking about learning to drive every day makes me dream of driving yesterday.

? 56. When can menstruation come? I have to take the second exam today. I like koi fish so much. Is this an unexpected good thing?

? 57. I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.

? 58. Grabbing grass, this horse was killed by the right steering wheel and got full marks when reversing into the warehouse. Ma Jie must have passed the second subject, saying that he was not as good as a horse.

? 59. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students:

? 60. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out: