What is the complete line of Degang Guo's cross talk "Sheep Up the Tree"?

The copy is not good, you can see the link above.

1: From a distance, far away. Some people said it was a gourd, others said it was a gourd, so they rushed over and took a risk in the water. They bet that it was job taking a bath. Job didn't come back from a business trip. That's a poem from the Tang Dynasty. Today is a holiday. Now I'm throwing caution to the wind. I'll tell you a cross talk about sailing later.

I'm unlucky, too.