We urgently need a super funny version of Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu!!! Hurry!

Baoyu walked up to Daiyu and sat down. He looked at her carefully and asked, "Has my sister ever studied in No. 1 Middle School?" Daiyu said, "No, only in the town." When I was in junior high school for a few years, I had to know a few words. "Baoyu said, "Has my sister ever had to make up classes on weekends?" Daiyu said, "Occasionally." Baoyu asked again, "Have you ever seen a teacher say two weeks of make-up and one week off? You made it to the third week but didn’t let it go?” Everyone was puzzled. Daiyu thought that he had encountered it before, so she asked me if I had any, and replied: "I have never seen it. I think it is a rare thing to make up lessons every week. How can everyone have it?" Baoyu listened. , suddenly became crazy, took out the campus card, threw it away, and cursed: "Your sister! What a rare thing! Why do we have to make up for it every week? I don't want to play anymore!" The frightened people rushed to pick it up. Card. Jia's mother hugged Baoyu anxiously and said, "Bao Yu! It's easy to beat or scold someone when you're angry. Why throw away that campus card? Be careful that the gatekeeper won't let you go home!"

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