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We used to share the same table, now share the same bed, and later we will be buried together.

"I always think that I look best with my bangs combed up, a big ponytail and a big, bare face."

A poisonous peach and a Uniqlo blew up my space.

"I am ugly first!!" "Well, I am handsome and I will tell you later."

You don't have to worry about whether we are compatible, I am versatile.

When I was a kid, I had three big idols! A thunder peak! Two Haidi! Three Little Soldiers Zhang Ga! Referred to as "Reddy Gaga"!

When I was a child, I always thought that "He Jiong" was "He Ling". I believe I am not the only one.

When I was a child, I only knew two countries in the world. China and foreign countries

The typhoon is coming. Please watch out for your girlfriend. If it blows into my arms, I will not return it.

Summer vacation is coming soon, and the top students will have to show off their results. The goddesses want to show off their selfies again, and the couples want to show off their love, and the tycoons want to show off their wealth. On a hot day, I can only bask in the sun.

"How to describe a beautiful woman?" "If you were put in ancient times, you could support a brothel!.

Why do the names Xin Qiji and Huo Qubing look so much like the names of a couple? And who is He Qizhu? Is he their child?

Personal signature collection: The physical education teacher said: Anyone who dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished by making her stand on her head!

Wait! When you went to the toilet and there was no paper, I stood at the door of the toilet with the paper and asked loudly whether you loved me or not

Today I met a young couple on the road. The boy wanted to kiss the girl, but the girl didn’t. She said it was her first kiss, so I went up to her and kissed her and said, "I can kiss you this time."

Looking at the temperatures in various places, it's time for Jam Hsiao to hold a nationwide concert tour.

"Why do girls rarely seek out boys?" "Have you ever seen a socket looking for a plug? "This is the most meaningful statement I have seen today

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail. I will tell you

"Why are you short-sighted?" "In order to look down on the world, I blurred my eyes."

Girls nowadays, the purpose of boys telling dirty jokes is to make you shy and bow your head, not to make you tell him a sexier one.

What is the use of being so good-looking besides being my partner?

I cried several times when I was watching Little Times, and I felt very, very sad, very, very uncomfortable, so sad. I just thought about my good friend. Why aren’t there so many rich people?

The so-called alma mater means that as soon as you leave, it will be decorated so brightly that it blinds your eyes.

The Chinese teacher asked, 'What are the three largest pavilions in China?' 'Yueyang Tower', 'Yellow Crane Tower', 'What kind of pavilion is there?' Suddenly a classmate shouted 'Qiuchi Pavilion'

When I was a child, I always struggled with whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grew up. Only later did I realize , I think too much.

"My phone has been on silent for many years, and it's all because of fate."

"What is the greatest shame in life?" "If you cheat, you'll still fail!" ”

Some boys look handsome when they roll up their trouser legs, while some boys roll up their trouser legs like a bear transplanting rice seedlings.

Do you think it will be better to have three abortions a month? Is everything going to be okay?" "Your girlfriend?" "No. It's my bicycle." The phone was about to turn off within seconds. I opened the quilt and ran to the living room to find the charger. I rushed back at such a fast speed to save its life

I think my math scores are worthy of my math teacher’s looks!

“I want to raise a cat” “But I want to raise a dog” “Let’s raise a cat” “Then you raise me” “Then let’s raise a dog”

< p> When I was young, I thought that naked marriage meant getting married without clothes

Teacher: Xiao Ming, do you know why you need to take geography class? Xiao Ming: Because there is no natural reason.

Registration of new students. ''My name is Li Xiang, and I love playing chess.

"''My name is Xia Qi, and I have ideals." The whole class burst into thunderous applause, which lasted for a long time.

Picking up the express delivery feels like reuniting with long-lost relatives but often separated. Later I discovered that the child looked like Lao Wang next door

I can tie my hair until I lose my temper. Let me take a look when the girl comes out

Junior high school kids, you are so naive. Do you think this is a holiday? Three years in prison, suspended for two months

Hidden ending in childhood: Kitty swallowed up all the property of the Gong family and the Gu family, became the richest man in the world, and founded her own brand "hello. Kitty"

Recently. Wu Lei, Yang Yang and Bai Jingting dominated the screen again!

“What does it look like with short hair? "A person with good looks is as beautiful as a fairy; a person with low looks is hard to distinguish between male and female."

God is fair. Although you are ugly, you think you are beautiful.

The most confusing time is when I get distracted in class and don’t know which page the teacher is talking about and I look around and find that the students around me have different page numbers.

“It’s so embarrassing every time the chair makes a farting sound. ! ""I will do it a few more times to show my innocence"

It's raining today. I don't know if my ex-boyfriend brought an umbrella. If he did, then the rain will be in vain

"Do it When asking a question, try to figure out the intention of the person who asked the question. "Teacher, he wants me to die." "

"Sister, I'm hot, I want to blow on the electric fan. "Oh, you can go outside to blow the typhoon." ”

Who the hell calls “an old sow” on Bluetooth! Every time I turn on Bluetooth, the system prompts “An old sow wants to pair with you.”

< p> The head teacher confiscated six mobile phones and smashed them in front of us. After smashing them, we found seven mobile phones on the ground... The head teacher will not let go of them even if they are willful.

When good friends have a partner. , I feel like the cabbage I have worked so hard to grow is being eaten by a pig.

If I don’t leave flowers for you, I can slim down my legs and become a beautiful woman. Can I grow taller and become whiter? Are you being chased by gods and goddesses? Stop making trouble. You just want to increase your popularity.

'How fast is mobile g? 'If you forget to turn off the data while sleeping, the house will be moved the next day'

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I was playing on my mobile phone after class today when someone suddenly leaned on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed me, but it turned out to be my class teacher. I exchanged my ten years of youth for his last profit! "You're wrong. His movie will be released next year. You can't beat him~ Oh ho ho ho~"

Li Weijia: Wu Lei is practicing drama at the age of five. He knows everything in society

Mom asked me why I didn’t tidy up the room, it’s a joke, I’m a messy girl

Maybe the girl you meet is prettier and gentler than me, but does she have my a**?

Waking up late will ruin the morning, and getting up early will make you stupid, so it’s better not to wake up

“Why are there so few female couriers in express delivery companies? "I'm afraid they won't be able to help but dismantle the express delivery while walking." ”

I have always heard people say how great it is to book a room, and finally one day I couldn’t help but go and book one... It’s so cool, sleeping in such a big bed all by myself!

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After so many years, there is always something I don’t understand. Why does Xiao Ming sound like a child, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang sound like adults, but Xiao Li has always been the driver