Humorous sentences of shopaholics

1, others call it emptying the shopping cart, and my wife calls it emptying the container.

2. Oh, my God, you said that you emptied the shopping cart for a long time. Did you buy it all instead of deleting it all?

3. If you have no money, you can earn again. Things are gone when they are off the shelf! I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and she replied to me like this!

It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears.

5, wake up, double 1 1 has passed more than half, forget it, I will take over next year! By the way, what did everyone cut?

6, early warning double 1 1 pickpocket party, you feel that you don't lack anything when you are busy, and only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing.

7. Last night, I was afraid that my wife was shopping at Shuang 1 1, so I took her to drink a catty of white wine with me and wanted her to go to bed early. I didn't expect to get drunk first.