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Playing tricks on others' translation of classical Chinese.

1. Classics, Translation and Notes of Tang Zongyuan's "Banmen Axe" and "Preface to Singing Poems": "Banmen wield an axe, and English is strong." Song Ouyang Xiu's Book with Mei: "There were seven or eight poems written yesterday. Today, it is ridiculous to record them. "

Lu Ban was a skillful craftsman during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Until now, people still say that Lu Ban is the ancestor of carpenters. At that time, there was a craftsman named Shi, and people called him Jiang. He is a native of the capital of Chu, and it is said that his skills are inseparable from those of Lu Ban. How high is his skill? Zhuangzi told a story in Xu Wugui. It is said that this stonemason has a good friend and they often perform together. The friend thinly coated the tip of the nose with white ash, and the craftsman took an axe in his hand and aimed it at the tip of the nose. "Shua" all of a sudden, he used an axe to sweep away the white ash on the tip of the nose, and the tip of the nose could not even wipe the skin. This shows how capable he is. Therefore, Liu Zongyuan later said that if someone "holds an axe at the gate of Ban and Ying Du" and dares to play tricks with an axe in front of craftsmen in Luban and Ying Du, it will be a bit "strong face", that is, shameless.

Later, there was a man named Mei Zhihuan, a poet. He played around and one day came to the quarry. There is Li Bai's tomb here. As we all know, Li Bai is a famous poet, known as a poet, so many poets pay tribute to him. On this day, in front of Li Bai's tomb, Mei Zhihuan found many people writing poems, many of which were not very clever. Mei Zhihuan thinks it's ridiculous. After I came back, I wrote a poem: "Quarrying a pile of earth by the river, and Li Bai is famous forever." There are poems coming and going, and Lu Ban sets up a big axe in front of the door. "This means that so many people who come to Li Bai's grave write a poem on it, and they don't want to think about it. Isn't it like playing an axe in front of Luban, unappreciative and not afraid of jokes?

Showing off one's skills in front of experts. (It can also be used to express modesty)

Different meanings between ancient and modern times: In ancient times, people were criticized for being ignorant but good at showing off, but now people are encouraged to express themselves boldly, challenge authority, and sometimes say "teach others how to make an axe".

2. What does \ x0d mean? Once upon a time, there was a man named Lu Ban, who was famous for his dexterity and was honored as the father of craftsmen. Experts admire him very much. The person next to x0d thought he was too boastful and pointed to the Dahongmen behind him and said, "Ultrafine products, can you make a better door than this?" The young carpenter said proudly, "I'm not bragging." I tell you, I used to be a student of Luban, but I can't make such a simple door. It's a joke. " \x0d Everyone couldn't help laughing and said, "This is Mr. Luban's home. He made this door himself. Can you really make a better door than this? " \x0d The young carpenter ran away shyly. \x0d Cha Duo, like me now, is "teaching fish to swim" here.