Who told a joke in Sichuan dialect?

Looking at the closed door, Joan hesitated and stretched out her hand several times without pushing it open. Wende smiled. "Well, just do as Sister Cheng says. Let me show you around the city where I have lived for 2 1 year today. "

A soldier was captured, and the enemy promised to satisfy his three wishes before killing him.

The soldier said I want to have a word with my horse. The enemy agreed.

The next day, the horse came back and brought back a beautiful woman. Soldiers and women have a good night.

The enemy said there were two more wishes, and the soldier said I wanted to talk to my horse. The enemy agreed.

The next day, the horse came back and brought back a beautiful woman. The soldier and the girl had another wonderful night.

The enemy says you have one last wish. The soldier said I want to have a word with my horse.

The enemy was surprised and went to the stable to eavesdrop. Seeing the soldier grabbing the horse's ear, he shouted, "I asked you to take a brigade, not a woman." \"

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