Simple jokes make sense.

1, I always miss the unbroken love between high school and my deskmate. Now she is 40 years old and has never been in love. My parents arranged blind dates for me everywhere. One day, my mother called to say that she had arranged a blind date and went to see it. That girl was actually my high school deskmate! My excited head was hot and I asked falteringly, Are you all right? She looked down and said, are you going on a blind date with my daughter?

2. I got hemorrhoids in college. Seriously, I often have blood on my underwear! I went to the playground that day and stole my girlfriend's sanitary napkin and put it in my underwear! I am an excellent player, and sometimes I get applause from my classmates who watch the game! Just after a beautiful layup, I felt something slip off my thigh. Looking back, it is a sanitary napkin with blood! That would be embarrassing, not picking it up, not picking it up! I really want to find a crack in the ground and become famous the next day.

3. A couple, the man is a miser. On this day, the young couple quarreled. When the man saw the clothes torn and the furniture smashed, he said with distress: Stop fighting! ?

His wife said:? How come? Scared?

The man said:? I'm not afraid of anything. Take off your clothes and hit the streets if you can! ?

4. In class, the teacher asked: Fresh water resources are scarce, and a public service advertisement said: Don't let the last drop of water in the world be human.

I didn't expect the students to look' at a loss'.

Teacher's tip:? It is a liquid in our body. ?

A student replied:? I see. It is blood. ?

Another student retorted:? No, it's urine. ?

Scared the teacher to announce the answer quickly:? It's tears It's tears ?

5, a female classmate on the podium, proudly said: I am flat-chested, I am proud, I save cloth for the country. . . ?

Say that finish, everyone applauded. . .

There is only one person in the corner, faint way:? Are you kidding? These days, everyone knows that the bigger the chest, the less you wear. ?

6, junior high school students surnamed Ma, called. We all call her the toilet.

As a result, the little girl cried and asked for a name change.

Finally changed its name to Ma Xintong.

So, her nickname became? New toilet? .

7. My husband came home and laughed when he saw the quilt folded on the bed. I haven't seen you make steamed buns with flowers, but the quilt is quite like it! ?

8. I have a heavy workload recently, and I often feel hungry and don't want to eat snacks. I often go to the fruit stand near the construction site to buy fruit to eat. There are many people in the dormitory, so I always buy ten catties. I went to buy half a box of oranges this afternoon. When I checked out, the young lady selling fruit whispered to me. I have a boyfriend?

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