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My girlfriend can't sleep and wants me to tell her a story. Who has a touching love story?
Let your girlfriend have a try before you do anything. Once my girlfriend was very dissatisfied with this.
When they went out to sea to go home, the hurricane destroyed the boat. Fortunately, their girlfriend caught a board and saved their lives.
The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "Are you afraid?" My boyfriend took out a fruit knife from his arms and said, I'm afraid,
But when the shark comes, I will use it to deal with it. "Girlfriend just shake head wry smile.
A freighter found them, and just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared.
Girlfriend shouted: "Let's swim hard together, and we'll be fine!" " Boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea.
Independence swam to the freighter with a board and shouted, "I'll try first this time!" " "My girlfriend was shocked,
Looking at my boyfriend's back, I feel desperate. The shark is approaching,
But he was not interested in his girlfriend and swam straight to his boyfriend who was bitten by a shark.
He shouted to his girlfriend like crazy: "I love you!" " "My girlfriend was saved,
Everyone on the deck was silent. The captain sat down beside his girlfriend and said, "Miss, he is the bravest man I have ever seen.
We pray for him! ""no, he is a coward. " My girlfriend said coldly.
"How do you say that? I've been watching you through a telescope,
I saw him push you away and cut your wrist with a knife. Sharks are sensitive to the smell of blood,
If he doesn't do this to buy time, I'm afraid you will never appear on this ship. .....
(2) One night, the boy was speeding with the girl on a motorcycle, and they loved each other deeply.
Girl: "Slow down ... I'm afraid ..."
Boy: "No, it's fun ..."
Girl: "Please ... This is too scary ..." "
Boy: "Well, then you say you love me ..." "
Girl: "ok ... I love you ... can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug ..."
The girl gave him a big hug. The girl said, "Can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself?" This makes me uncomfortable and interferes with my driving. "
The next day, the newspaper reported that a motorcycle crashed into a building because its brakes failed. There were two people on board, one died and the other survived. ...
The boy who was driving knew that the brakes were out of order, but he didn't let the girl know because it would make the girl feel scared.
Instead, he asked the girl to say that she loved him for the last time, hugged him for the last time, and let her put on her head. As a result, the girl lived and he died. ...
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