Funny Cantonese Xiehouyu

Cantonese, also known as Cantonese and Guangfu dialect, is commonly known as vernacular Chinese, and is called Tang dialect overseas. It is the tonal language of Sino-Tibetan language family and the mother tongue of Guangfu people of Han nationality. The following is my collection of funny Cantonese allegorical sayings, I hope you like it.

Funny Cantonese Xiehouyu 1 1, tile boots-the following is "I can't get off the stage", which means I can't get off the stage.

2, rat tail sore-limited sun exposure

3, dig the meat to get sore-ask for it.

4, artillery to fight mosquitoes-in vain

5, shit pit stone-smelly and hard

6, close the door and burn firecrackers-burn yourself and listen.

7. The wet nurse is holding the baby-this is a family matter.

8. Turn over and get married at the age of 80-swinging on the road (unnecessary)

9, large roll of lotus root color-everything.

10, burning wick-sigh (charcoal)

1 1, buy a coffin and dig it-listen to death

12, draw a big face and wipe tears-off the line, off the Si.

13, ate a lot of garlic-what a big breath.

14, juwan proving ground-listening to the disaster (Miao)

15, digging tail dragon-making wind and rain

16, boiled tofu with cabbage-one clear and two white.

17. The crab was killed by a big stone-there was no sound.

18, raw shrimp in the pot-jump to death, or you will die if you don't jump.

19, a dozen people eat a cigarette-not addictive.

20, natural cat-into the eye

2 1, LMNT-Tong Qian

22. Wei Fei Feto-Without a trace

23, bachelor teaches boy-see cheap not greedy

24, a chopsticks to eat tofu-engage in wok drying.

25, submerged tower-submerged tip

26, dried duck before winter-only ribs (only Lai)

27, raw ginkgo-fishy clip stuffy

28. Throw the rope and catch the horse-catch it, catch it.

29, rice water shower-confused painting

30, out of the furnace iron-listen to play

3 1, the second mother-in-law raises pigs-enough for her heart to "bask".

32. eat cucumbers in the middle of the night-I don't know the head and tail.

33, spike rattan basket-rely on support

34. Shiwan doll-a belly (figuratively speaking, simple thinking)

35, black fly hug ponytail-a beat two scattered.

36, banana tree shadow-carelessness

37-year-old thin guy Ge Shefsson.

38, cut meat from the skin-make a clean break

39, water buckle oil fishing is not buried

40. The smelly fox was born with a horse-not a person (inhuman or eccentric).

4 1, the one-eyed guy sees his son-in-law-sees Sun at a glance.

42, purple sweet potato-half impassability

43, a thief tries what comes next-try to scare first.

44. Fifteen copper coins are divided into two parts-seven and eight.

45. Shawan Lantern Festival-Why bother (Fu)

46. The wind blows the coriander-the coriander (falling) sticks to the ground.

47, tile collar-bag top collar

48. Catch crabs in the mountains-difficult

49, blind eyes-the following is "sour toot", which means the taste is too sour.

50, burning coffins-big sigh

5 1, the thief was bitten by a dog-dumb and forbearing.

52. White flies on the beach-don't die in whispers.

53, raw water taro-the land of God

54. Zhu Yisheng-Liu Ye

55, raw herbs-yes, not again.

56, burning the city god temple-you damn fool

57, the mouse off the scale-call yourself.

58, a stranger-no.

59, pig bone-hard to chew and hard to eat meat.

60, Wang Laoji-wrapped

6 1, Baiyun Mountain hits the rain-there is nowhere to escape.

62, a good agarwood is a rotten wood-I don't know the goods.

63, salty olive pot tea white olive-no solution

64. Public telephone-if you have money, you have something to talk about, and if you have money, you have to dump it.

65, Bao Qingtian ruling-no dumping.

66. The mouse squeezes the cat-the mouse squeezes the cat.

67. Woodworking planed trees-specially planed rough

68. The tiger is hanging around its neck-food.

69, pigeon eye-with prosperity and decline

70, Dongguan selling guy-life-and-death (the original refers to selling, arguing irrationally, and later refers to not being trapped by the environment, people are flexible `)

Funny Cantonese Xiehouyu 2 1, Temujin is too cruel-sweating like rain.

2. Amao whole cake-whole fruit sample without fruit sample

3, watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.

4. Thank the stove on New Year's Eve-do you want to do it?

5. Kitchen rag-salty and wet

6, the kitchen god goes to heaven-there is a fruit sentence to tell the fruit sentence.

7, the birthday girl hangs his neck-too long.

8, the old Chinese herbal medicine-rotten slag

9. The kitchen god falls into the pot-the essence (steaming) god.

10, a dog-the more you bark, the more you walk.

1 1, Cats in Abang-Transmutation

12, fish seller ── smelly (fishy)

13, selling pomfret tail-take the mouth.

14, Brother Xi shaved his head-soon.

15, fat people wear hoodies-just a few big ones.

16, God hates ghosts and cats.

17, Nanwu Lao fell into the cesspit-there is no sun symbol.

18, shit and sores-eyes without eyes.

19, boiled soup with salted eggs-my heart is really dry.

20, tile eaves lion mandarin duck is full

2 1, kneeling to feed the mother pig-for money.

22, broken wood under the bed-hit the big board.

23. Wife Xiong Gai ── Yin Gong (male)

24. Throw stones and shit-arouse public anger (Gong Dung)

25, scholar towel-Bao Shu (lose)

26. October sugarcane head-sweet?

27. The wind blows the emperor's trousers-lonely pigeons are cold

28, upside down cured duck-slippery tongue

29. Lift the coffin and shake your pants-it's rude.

30. Lei Gong chopped tofu-soft shrimp

3 1, fish porridge-rock cooking

32, fire Kirin-whole body addiction

33. Worm crutch-live pick up Wu

34. A Chao lives in Kugu.

35. Rice soy sauce-full color and full water

36. The husband fanned the fan-the wife is cool.

37. Dumb children eat Coptis chinensis-they know what they are going to suffer.

38, blind male soup pill-know fairly well

39. Borrowing food from a monk is superfluous.

40, French dinner-how big is the fish?